“10 DIFFERENT PEOPLE AND HOW THEY EAT”

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1.The COOLER mouth

These ones eat very hot food with ease!!!! They can eat hot firewood and not feel it.... Serial Cultists.
2. The drum stomach

These ones no dey ever Belleful. & if you see them, flesh no Dey ever dey their body, you’ll be wondering where all the food is going to
3.Slow eaters

these ones are the snail of eating! Before them finish one plate of rice, buhari for don finish two terms for office.
4. Fast eaters

These ones fast pass usain bolt when it comes to eating! If they pair you with these ones for a family meal ehn.... Forgerrit! Before you carry one spoon them don carry nine.
5. The indaboskys

These ones are the lion/lionesses!!!!!!
They’ll eat chicken,fish and still eat the bone... They’ll drink sachet water and burst the nylon... ahn ahn! Must you see the end of everything??????????????????
6. Lavish eaters

These ones eat & remain... most especially when they’re outside... Them go chop chicken free the bone!
7. Messy eaters

These ones can’t eat swallow without robbing soup on eba.. or eat rice without littering the floor with grains of it.....
8. The talkers

Table manners far from these ones.... They’ll talk to the extent that some of them have the food splashing outta their mouth! Tueh!
9. The annoying eater

These ones can’t eat without their mouth making that annoying sounds!!!!! goats in human form...
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