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A thread if you wanna know the characters of MDZS;
The main clowns: a righteous gay and a chaotic sexy necromancer.
Lan Wangji fanclub president, Lan Jingyi. The most un-Lan Lan who isn’t a least bit scared to drag people to filth. We mortals collectively agree, he’s our son.
“Ayo it’s a boi Jingyi and today we servin [some unfortunate cultivational god]”
![Lan Wangji fanclub president, Lan Jingyi. The most un-Lan Lan who isn’t a least bit scared to drag people to filth. We mortals collectively agree, he’s our son. “Ayo it’s a boi Jingyi and today we servin [some unfortunate cultivational god]”](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ElystKBVkAAfXgR.jpg "Lan Wangji fanclub president, Lan Jingyi. The most un-Lan Lan who isn’t a least bit scared to drag people to filth. We mortals collectively agree, he’s our son. “Ayo it’s a boi Jingyi and today we servin [some unfortunate cultivational god]”")
“Ayo it’s a boi Jingyi and today we servin [some unfortunate cultivational god]”
Wei Wuxian fanclub president, the son of WangXian, Lan Sizhui or Wen Yuan. We need no priest he married Wangxian, sweet sweet baby will cut you if you asked.
WangXian fanclub president, Lan Xichen. Man is the best wingman, his soul flew away when he was asked to pretend to be shocked when WangXian declared their love. Jiggy has a constant eye on his ass, which he might slap.
WangXian anti God, president of passing out Lan Qiren. His life is plain tragic, no cap, no explanations needed. His gay nephew is on his neck.
Lotus Soup goddess Jiang Yanli: nothing much, just filled Yunmeng bro’s brains and bloodstream with lotus soup and will run into the battlefield without a weapon even though she wields a sword.
Whipping people with Zidian ain’t therapy get help, WangXian anti-club member, his eyes have rolled back into his head. Jiang Cheng, he’s probably 50% tea 50% lotus soup. Probably suffers from perpetual hypertension.
Sexy, hot guy who’s uninterested in drama but gets involved anyway, Jin Zixuan. Everyone gets on his nerves when he’s just vibing. Sadly got killed.
Purple Spider, the Regina George, Madame Yu. Doesn’t want Wei Wuxian doesn’t get ass. Has passed down her hypertension to Jiang Cheng.
I don’t know what I’m doing help, I’ll go die, bye: Jiang Fengmian. Whatever he did, it was wrong. Simple man who fears his wife and life, very mortal.
Jin Ling, inherited the hypertension, will have commitment issues later on. There’s probably just one braincell around him and Fairy owns them all. Will cry eyeliner on your shirt in revenge.
Ouyang Zizhen, he just cries. No other explanation.
A-Qing: Lives in Xue Yang’s mind rent free. Drags him to filth, dies, clowns she ain’t no dying until and unless she fucked Xue Yang good and made Xiao Xingchen a decent fan club. Will stab you to rob you.
Xiao Xingchen, all he wanted to be was good, can’t see but can’t recognise his worst enemy’s voice either. Dug out his eyes to get away from the boring ass Song Lan.
Song Lan: Xiao Xingchen’s ex-boyfriend. Boring as hell, wbk why Xingchen broke up. Can’t smile and won’t let you smile. B o r i n g.
Xue Yang: thinks himself a big fucking deal but can’t match A-Qing’s big dick energy. Unlucky in love and Song Lan messed his love life. Main hoe of the story, got paid to be sexy and evil. Intelligently checks out Wei Wuxian. Confident gay.
Jiggy/ Jin Guangyao: he’s a cat boy who committed incest, no biggie, killed people, no biggie either. Is secretly the biggest believer of Nihilism, ended up confessing everything yet it did nothing. Has eyes for Lan Xichen’s ass, taps it occasionally.
Nie Huaisang: Gucci and Chanel god, y’all fail to see he’s fit for Lakmé Fashion week. Is very gay, but good at hiding. Made Jiggy jealous by throwing himself on Lan Xichen. His ass is thicker than the rest, only exception is Nie Mingjue with a bigger ass.
Nie Mingjue: thicc ass god, no more explanation needed. We mortals collectively thirst for him. Choke me with your thighs kind of a person.
Jin Guangshan: I’ll stick to my statement, I’d fuck Donghua Jin Guangshan if he asked. Y’all don’t know about his Versace inner robes but his entire city does.
Fairy: owns all the brain cells in the MDZS universe.
Wen Ning: undead debatable being. He just wants his pizza stop bothering him and summoning his with your crappy ass flute he ain’t doing no shit again.
Wen Qing: girl crush, will marry 10/10. Is acupuncture Queen, will stab you to say hi. Mommy material.
I’m tired.
Wen Chao: only one who could actually decipher Lan Wangji without words, made for each other telepathic soulmates.
Lil Apple: Wei Wuxian’s side hoe, wbk. Will give up anything for food. Surprisingly owns all the brain cells of WangXian that is none.
Also this thread is for fun, don’t attack me, stan NEX7 for clear skin.
