We’ve all been very good & deserve a treat- so, here’s all the tea from the Tommy Robinson arrest, courtesy of @uaf monitors!

-The turnout was as tiny as Tommy himself- 100 people, not all of whom were even pro-Tommy, of which more later..
Flag Fella here was randomly shouting about Corbyn hating Jews- a little ironic, given there DFLA & old Combat 18 & EDL faces present (altho the DFLA pissed off to the pub when Tommy was hours late)
Ironic too given lots of the far right have dropped Tommy because he’s ‘a Zionist’ (which they obviously object too on antisemitic, not pro-Palestinian grounds!).

But this is not the place to look for logic, chums.
And here we have Team Tommy’s Donna Sexton, convicted fraudster as @Rob_Bulll and @Resisting_Hate_ remind us: https://resistinghate.org/hypocrisy-fraud-and-fake-kids-in-the-heart-of-teamtommy/
Also in place were the Met, who told Tommy’s team ‘If he actually turns up, please tell him he has to observe the 6 people limit and social distancing- it’s the same rules for everyone’.

Good luck with THAT, officers
The dramatis personae in place, where was the ‘main event’?
When Tommy finally showed, it will saddens you to learn he was NOT HAPPY.

Despite a supporter shouting ‘Any of those LGBT lesbian BBC c**** here?’ Tommy was gutted they weren’t- ‘Where are the press?’ he sulked 😁
His mood got even worse when he was heckled by some Muslim brothers:
‘Oi Tommy, got any coke? You’re a cokehead, aren’t you?’

‘Beaten any women up recently, Tommy?’

Our zero tried to laugh it off but could be heard muttering ‘Get me away from them!’ under his breath.
After a mere 15 minutes the Met kindly obliged, and did indeed ‘get him away’- in handcuffs!

It wasn’t a violent arrest at all, despite Tommy’s complete meltdown- apparent tears and melodramatic fibs that the cops were ‘breaking his arm’...(photo @uaf)
The remaining ‘crowd’ were gutted:
‘I’d marry Tommy & have his babies’ offered a lady seemingly in her 70s.
‘Boris should resign & make Tommy PM! He’s like Churchill! He’d beat the Nazis’ suggested another, who appeared confused when asked if Tommy wasn’t in fact a Nazi himself
Was Tommy done for refusing to disperse the meeting or, as some sources say, being in possession of a weapon?
Or merely BEING a weapon?

Stay tuned! Either way, he WILL be asking for donations.
And thanks @uaf for giving up your Sunday so we didn’t have to ✊🏻
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