Today, I met a dog on our street who really wanted to play fetch.
Reader, I played fetch with this dog.

Mask on, phone in one hand, shopping bag in the other.

It was TREMENDOUS and possibly the highlight of my year.
Unparalleled intensity. Ruthless efficiency. He destroyed the ball over and over and over.

I played with him for over ten minutes.
He is, and forever shall be, a very good boy.

Hope you're having a good one, folks. May this random bit of doggy whimsy cheer you up as much as it did me.
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