Time for me to sign up for the hallmark channel for the next two months.

there are a lot of white women in fur-lined parkas that I need to watch fall in love

There’s a plucky reporter somewhere who’s about to become the princess of a made-up country, if only she can get the prince’s grandmother to like her

A city girl was bequeathed an inn, but it’s all run down and doesn’t have any water and the only person in town for the holidays is the ruggedly handsome guy who just lost his wife

A cute kid with a lisp just ran full speed into a flustered woman at the airport and the kid’s dad is very sorry but his wife left him and he’s trying to raise little Timmy on his own and would she like a ride into town? His truck is just over there

There's a guy in a cable knit sweater who can't find his dog. Actually it's not his dog it belongs to his nephew whose mom just died. "Excuse me is this your dog?" says the shy bookish girl who transforms into the woman of his dreams when she takes off her eyeglasses

There’s a food critic who wants to send compliments to the chef. The chef is the girl he had a crush on in high school. Her husband died and yes she would very much like to go for coffee she just has to close up first

Lotta dead spouses

There's a woman on the run from her abusive husband. She fakes her own death and ends up in a small town where she falls in love with the local bearded man. They dance to Brown Eyed Girl wait that's just the plot to sleeping with the enemy