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Is this a safe space? After politicians and musicians, footballers have some of the best dick. Something about running after a ball for a living just makes the stroke game immaculate. Their stamina >
Musicians are very deadly because if the chemistry is 100% but it just doesn’t work out, you gotta deal with hearing his voice everywhere for the rest of your life 
Imagine having to deal with a song where this man describes all that he’s done/can do to you and now you get sad in the club while everyone else is twerking 
Politician Dick is top tier and not just because of the way they spoil you. Politicians are FREAKS. If you see a SB crying that her politician bae has broken up with her and you think it’s about money you’re so mistaken bro. Where will we find someone that kinky again 
Also, politician Dick is so much fun because you get to collect it in different continents. Something about a new time zone every time makes the Dick feel fresh out the box fr
Politician Dick only con is they can be extremely possessive if y’all make magic inside the other room. I’m talking if you even go to a grocery store without mentioning, you’ll be told you went 
