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One more thing about the Combat Wheel Chair.
You say it breaks your willing suspension of disbelief. You say that it is too easy to break. It isn't realistic.
Ok.
From now on all characters shit in their armor and need to spend an hour scraping it out at night.
You say it breaks your willing suspension of disbelief. You say that it is too easy to break. It isn't realistic.
Ok.
From now on all characters shit in their armor and need to spend an hour scraping it out at night.
Those same players now all have dysentery ALL the time and take a point of exhaustion every day untill someone heals it with greater restoration. They get dysentery every time they drink water. Yes even from their water skins and spells.
Your players cannot eat hard food because their teeth are rotten out of their heads with poor hygiene and scurvy. Every single player has syphilis and is rotting from the inside out.
If a player takes a wound, no matter how slight, the player rolls a d20. On a natural 20 they do not develop an easily preventable infection and die.
Any time a character smarts off to a noble they are executed on sight. Any time your players is caught stealing they are
Any time a character smarts off to a noble they are executed on sight. Any time your players is caught stealing they are
hung pretty much the next day with no recourse.
Your players have to keep a constant eye on the skies while they are in any urban setting because people are going to throw out their blood filled chamber pots and cover them in rancid shit.
Your players have to keep a constant eye on the skies while they are in any urban setting because people are going to throw out their blood filled chamber pots and cover them in rancid shit.
If something has gone wrong in town and your players have used any magic anywhere they are now to blame and will have to be tortured to confess to being in league with the 9 hells, implicate the rest of their party, and be executed to save their soul.
Man that doesn't sound like a game anyone would really want to play, is it? Sounds like a lot of work as a dm, doesn't it? Take your ableism masquerading as Verasimilitude, and shove it up your peehole.
