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Here we go: MDZS/CQL Characters as 90s* R&B jams by women
*and some early 2000s
inspired by Xiao Zhan singing Whitney in his Wei Wuxian costume. Happy birthday Wei Wuxian! #WeiWuxianday https://twitter.com/i/status/1307194424871575554
*and some early 2000s
inspired by Xiao Zhan singing Whitney in his Wei Wuxian costume. Happy birthday Wei Wuxian! #WeiWuxianday https://twitter.com/i/status/1307194424871575554
Lan Wangji is Toni Braxton's Un-Break My Heart
... pure pining, sexy underwear, damn
... pure pining, sexy underwear, damn
Wei Wuxian is En Vogue's Don't Let Go (Love)
... yeah I know he said let go but DON'T LET GOOOOO
... yeah I know he said let go but DON'T LET GOOOOO
Nie Huaisang is also En Vogue but with Salt-N-Pepa - Whatta Man
he recognizes a high-quality man
he recognizes a high-quality man
Jiang Cheng is Mary J. Blige - Family Affair
it is always a family affair for him even though there is in fact hateration in this dancerie
it is always a family affair for him even though there is in fact hateration in this dancerie
Jiang Yanli - Brandy & Monica - The Boy Is Mine
The boy is hers! She deserves the boy she likes with no hassle ok?
The boy is hers! She deserves the boy she likes with no hassle ok?
Jin Zixuan is SWV - I’m so into you
"boy you got me so confused" - yeah, for real so confused my dude
"boy you got me so confused" - yeah, for real so confused my dude
Mianmian is Destiny's Child - Independent Women, Pt. 1
Ladies, it ain’t easy being independent!
Ladies, it ain’t easy being independent!
3zun time! Nie Mingjue is Destiny's Child - Soldier ft. T.I., Lil' Wayne
I need a soldier (it's Da-ge, he's the soldier)
I need a soldier (it's Da-ge, he's the soldier)
Lan Xichen is TLC's Waterfalls
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you’re used to, Zewu-jun!
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you’re used to, Zewu-jun!
Jin Guangyao is Lauryn Hill / The Fugees
straight from the Collection of Turmoil (one time one time)
straight from the Collection of Turmoil (one time one time)
Wen Ning is Destiny’s Child - Survivor
technically he's a fierce corpse not a survivor, but he's not gon' stop (what), he's gon' work harder (what)
technically he's a fierce corpse not a survivor, but he's not gon' stop (what), he's gon' work harder (what)
Wen Qing is TLC's What about your friends
she gives so much loyalty - and deserves more than she receives
she gives so much loyalty - and deserves more than she receives
On a more uplifting note, Lan Sizhui is Mariah Carey's Always be my baby
he will always be baby
he will always be baby
Lan Jingyi is TLC's No Scrubs
if your flute playing sucks he will tell you, he does not hold with scrubs
if your flute playing sucks he will tell you, he does not hold with scrubs
Ouyang Zizhen is Faith Evans - Love Like This
the most starry-eyed romantic baby
the most starry-eyed romantic baby
Jin Ling - is Mary J. Blige Real Love
he needs love and is not afraid to ugly cry about it!
he needs love and is not afraid to ugly cry about it!
Xue Yang is The Pussycat Dolls - Don't Cha ft. Busta Rhymes
this is just his vibe
this is just his vibe
Xiao Xingchen is Janet Jackson - That’s the Way Love Goes
his love is blind, can't you see his desire
his love is blind, can't you see his desire
Song Lan is Jade - Don’t Walk Away
oh man I'm getting a little sad for a shitpost thread jeez
oh man I'm getting a little sad for a shitpost thread jeez
A-Qing is the 2000 cover of Lady Marmalade by Christina Aguilera, Lil' Kim, Mya, and Pink
she is so smart and works so hard. why spend mine when I could spend yours?
she is so smart and works so hard. why spend mine when I could spend yours?
last character for tonight is Qin Su, who is Whitney Houston, It's Not Right, but It's Okay
okay, this is a fix-it song for her. couldn't help myself
okay, this is a fix-it song for her. couldn't help myself
Finally I know you're wondering what the women of 90s R&B version of Wuji.mp3 is? WONDER NO MORE. It's obviously "I Will Always Love You" by Whitney Houston.
On further reflection let me add one more for Lan Wangji as the choices I gave him are a little too sad for his happy ending.
So he gets another sexy Toni Braxton track - You're Making Me High
So he gets another sexy Toni Braxton track - You're Making Me High
