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Trump is about to deliver his fourth rally speech of the day in Pennsylvania, this one in Montoursville. Follow for a video thread.
"Did anybody see the picture of that crazy bus driving down the highway, they're surrounded by like, hundreds of cars? They're all Trump flags all over the place." -- Trump glorifies an incident in Texas where his supporters tried to drive a Biden/Harris bus off the road
As Trump fans direct "lock them up!" chants toward Obama and Biden, Trump says, "you're right. You know, there are a lot of people who call that treason, okay? That's treason. Let's see what happens."
"I wonder what happens during that period of delays w/ the ballots. I wonder what happens. Are they going to mysteriously find more ballots?...report whatever you see"- Trump tosses out baseless conspiracy theories that any ballots tallied after election night could be forgeries
Trump can't even transport people to and from his rallies without them nearly freezing to death but he wants people to believe the logistics of distributing a coronavirus vaccine are totally under control and will be smooth sailing
Trump just murdered irony
"Under Biden, there will no be no school, no graduations, no weddings, no Thanksgivings, no Easters, no Christmases, and no Fourth of July," Trump claims as the holidays actually are canceled because of his coronavirus mismanagement
Trump has finally figured out that toothbrush missiles aren't a thing
"Blood on the sand" -- drink!
oh boy. time to take 3 drinks in quick succession! good thing it's a Saturday
"Remember I came out and campaigned, I was up here, I said, 'you will say Merry Christmas again,' right? The department stores, they were saying, 'happy new year everybody!' ... now they're all saying 'Merry Christmas' again" -- Trump declares victory in the fake War on Christmas
People forget that Republicans are the party of Abraham Lincoln -- take a fourth drink!
Trump complains about the weather everywhere he goes
Trump's marathon day of rallies in Pennsylvania ends with some Yeltsin-style dancing
