This election is like that moment where you put your money in the vending machine and nothing comes out and so you have to put in 10x the effort to try and dislodge the chips that are stuck by shaking the machine back and forth.

Those are my fucking chips. The machine may just not give them up, but maybe if we all hit the machine hard enough they’ll finally dislodge and we’ll get what we paid for.

Also, if they don’t dislodge it’s fascism, and if they do dislodge, we have the opportunity to fix vending machines once and for all but we probably won’t take it.

SCOTUS: We are barring people from shaking the vending machine in order to enforce the voting rights act.