Money Twitter: A Journey Through Time and Space

Step into my time-machine.

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Money Twitter 174 A.D.
Marcus Aurelius campaigns against Germanic tribes along the Danube River… Posts mega-thread titled “Meditations.” Instant hit.

Money Twitter 2020 A.D.
Rival Money Twitter gangs campaign against each other on the timeline. They block/steal content.

Sad
Money Twitter 1687
Isaac Newton invents physics over the weekend. Posts mega-thread titled “Philosophiæ Naturalis Principia Mathematica”

Money Twitter 2020
Bots and basic bros copy/paste platitudes in an elaborate attempt to sell Gumroad courses.

Pathetic
Money Twitter 2020
Bots retweet old stale content for new followers.

Money Twitter 2039
Bots hunt down other bots that retweet old stale content for new followers.

Vicious Cycle.
Money Twitter 2020
Hustle, Money, Mindset are repeated so often that they become a part of the collective unconscious

Money Twitter 2062
President Hustle Money Mindset sweeps the electoral college in the most decisive presidential victory ever.

World peace achieved.
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