I forgot this movie starts off with Richard & Mary Parker leaving for no reason

Yes i’m watching the Amazing Spider-Man

This movie immediately turns Peter Parker into a hipster douchebag.

NO WONDER EVERYONE HATES YOU

They have a scene of him attempting to skateboard in the hallway for three seconds.

Why

They did not write a single line of dialogue for Andre Garfield and Emma Stone.

They turned on a camera and said flirt.

It shows why they broke up

Actually the stupidest scene in this movie might be when he takes out his father’s glasses, proceeds to take out his contacts, and put them on.

THAT’S NOT HOW PRESCRIPTIONS WORK.

I hate this film so much lol

PETER PARKER USES BING IN THIS FUCKING FILM

Also he never has “binged” his dad obviously or he’d know all about Curt Conners this whole movie is trapped in its own stupidity

Gwen, the employee of Oscorp: “what are you doing here?”

Peter, improving: “I work here.....i don’t.”

JUST WRITE A FUCKING SCRIPT MARK WEBB

I love science

OH GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THE SUBWAY SCENE

Why does Peter act like he’s stoned while he gets his powers

Why do we need Richard Parker to have made the Spider that makes him Spider-Man?

This equation means nothing.

This is just math symbols.

They have the exponential of a log which cancels out

This is fucking gibberish

This girl gets mad Flash accidentally has the basketball knock a paint can on her banner she’s painting IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BASKETBALL TEAM PRACTICE

WHY IS SHE PAINTING THEN

SHE HAD TO REALIZE THIS WOULD HAPPEN

Instead of the scene in Raimi’s spiderman where the bully fights him and peter surprises everyone and he wins

Peter starts it, is a dick to flash, then breaks the gym. What a guy

This Footloose-esque skateboarding scene where he discovers his powers is awful

This movie managed to be worse than Spider-Man 3

NO ONE QUESTIONS THE GUY WHO COULDN’T LAND A PUNCH CAN SUDDENLY DRY LIFT A 185lb HIGH SCHOOLER ABOVE HIS HEAD AND PIN THEM TO THE WALL

THE SUNGLASSES EYES SUCK

Why does this version of Peter suddenly become a quippy character

Other than because Spider-Man is a quippy character

I do like Gwen’s “Oh I’m in trouble” after Peter jumps off the balcony after their kiss

You know it is possible to show a scene to show Peter’s reflexes without having the scene near sports practice so he can catch a ball coming their way

The Lizard CGI does not look good

I’m glad Curt Conners was vlogging in the sewer so exposition can be given to Peter Parker

LETS LINE THE CRANES UP FOR SPIDERMAN IS THE WORST THING IN A SPIDERMAN MOVIE

In summary this movie is awful