Come along with me as I deliver some hot and fresh pizzas:
Tonight a drunk guy told me dominos delivery drivers are the backbone of the US economy and the revolution starts with us
Met someoneā€™s whole ass pet sheep and the mfer baaaā€™d at me.
Someoneā€™s delivery instructions were to send the cutest delivery girl, so we sent the guy that looks like Larry David.
ā€œHi Iā€™ve got your dominos delivery right hereā€ *curb your enthusiasm music plays*
Had a drunk guy call and ask if we found his ā€œdrunk homeboyā€ in the streets and to call him if we find him
If anyone sees Travis on the streets his homeboys are looking for him šŸ˜”āœŠšŸ»
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