long thread!
babygate masterpost from tellmethisisnotlove on tumblr copied to twitter because some of y'all can't click a link apparently.
this is a long thread. it is an upsetting thread. if you need to talk afterwards, i will open my dms.
babygate masterpost from tellmethisisnotlove on tumblr copied to twitter because some of y'all can't click a link apparently.
this is a long thread. it is an upsetting thread. if you need to talk afterwards, i will open my dms.
part one: introducing party!boy Iouis
annas the club promoter
-annas played a key role in spreading l's name
-before march 2015 l was a hermit/least photographed 1d member
-party imaged began in march, paps always caught him leaving clubs
-annas played a key role in spreading l's name
-before march 2015 l was a hermit/least photographed 1d member
-party imaged began in march, paps always caught him leaving clubs
annas social media timeline
(from the night of may 5th, leaked aug 3 by b's cousin, ashley. journos commented on "leak" and fan reactions)
part two: foreshadowing babygate
tamara bell significance
-original plan was for L+B to get engaged
-blogs got anons saying L was spotted planning "wedding" from may-june before announcement
-original plan was for L+B to get engaged
-blogs got anons saying L was spotted planning "wedding" from may-june before announcement
tamara significance
-several larrie blogs got anon asks about wedding before baby announcement
-L held hand of family friend of H, shutting down any rumor he was settling down with B prior to announcement of baby
-in conclusion stan tamara
-several larrie blogs got anon asks about wedding before baby announcement
-L held hand of family friend of H, shutting down any rumor he was settling down with B prior to announcement of baby
-in conclusion stan tamara
last minute things on part two
-pic one suggests b's presence online wiped
-pre announcement L tweet
-sus behavior
-recap
-pic one suggests b's presence online wiped
-pre announcement L tweet
-sus behavior
-recap
part three: the announcement
media reaction
larry headlines
-keep in mind after 3 years of modest shutting down all larry rumors, every outlet is running wild with larry conspiracies
-keep in mind after 3 years of modest shutting down all larry rumors, every outlet is running wild with larry conspiracies
this tv show host
wrapup
-news dropped at 11 weeks when most parents wait until 12
-"oops baby" reported, not shut down by modest
-b's name mentioned in every headline, she is a nobody
-NO PATERNITY TEST
-news dropped at 11 weeks when most parents wait until 12
-"oops baby" reported, not shut down by modest
-b's name mentioned in every headline, she is a nobody
-NO PATERNITY TEST
part four: those who spoke up before the birth
aug 3
li magic radio interview
-random outlet nobody had ever heard of
article said "i am sure bbcr1 is displeased 1d didn't give them the radio exclusive and will stop playing DMD on the radio"
-setting stage for the band fighting back
li magic radio interview
-random outlet nobody had ever heard of
article said "i am sure bbcr1 is displeased 1d didn't give them the radio exclusive and will stop playing DMD on the radio"
-setting stage for the band fighting back
aug 4
GMA (buzzin)
GMA (buzzin)
recap
-L asked about baby twice, both times media report how awkward he is
-simon talked constantly
-li went onto a random radio show to speak about it, blowing off bbcr1
-L asked about baby twice, both times media report how awkward he is
-simon talked constantly
-li went onto a random radio show to speak about it, blowing off bbcr1
part five: L during babygate (until the birth)
-recap of all of L and his body language
-recap of all of L and his body language
gma body language
"seven signs you are being lied to" (watch gma video)
-lack of i statements (says he's buzzin but not excited)
-slowing down (using lots of er and um)
-fake smile
-micro-expressions
-quick check glance
-pursing mouth
-lack of i statements (says he's buzzin but not excited)
-slowing down (using lots of er and um)
-fake smile
-micro-expressions
-quick check glance
-pursing mouth
oct 7
-baby brought up and body language changes
-baby brought up and body language changes
recap
-11 week announcement, L never confirms
-never says dad, baby, briana
-addresses situation as it
- confirms aug 4, says buzzin
-uncomfortable when asked abt baby
-baby questions blacklisted
-11 week announcement, L never confirms
-never says dad, baby, briana
-addresses situation as it
- confirms aug 4, says buzzin
-uncomfortable when asked abt baby
-baby questions blacklisted
part six: changing bump
part seven: reaction from celebs
this was immediately after l's post.
there are numerous other examples of celebs taking the piss on this announcement
there are numerous other examples of celebs taking the piss on this announcement
part eight: belfast
1d never cancelled a single show before belfast. they performed throwing up, huffing from inhalers, with broken limbs. suddenly, liam has explosive shit and they cancel the show at 730 pm belfast time.
before announcement, fans speculated a cancellation, bc the bears were missin
before announcement, fans speculated a cancellation, bc the bears were missin
at 730 pm on the day of belfast show, this article drops and is immediately removed. remember, after this all questions about belfast are blacklisted along with babygate
we think this is the show where the boys found out babygate was going to continue and they walked out on the event. louis then dropped the mv to perfect and tweets lyrics to home.
INCONSISTENCIES
-there is no paternity test. no paternity test was ever done.
-modest would have pat tests in their image clauses. an oopsie baby is a nightmare for a clean-cut boyband
(remember, this is the modest that shut down the weed video, etc)
-modest would have pat tests in their image clauses. an oopsie baby is a nightmare for a clean-cut boyband
(remember, this is the modest that shut down the weed video, etc)
-L and B never went to court. we would have records. to go to court you need a paternity test, which again we do not have.
-the child is not a UK citizen, which is odd as L is one
-the child is not a UK citizen, which is odd as L is one
-L protects his family online and in person, yet the baby's face isn't blurred during pap walks, even when his sisters' faces are
-L paraded an infant around for paps to see
-L paraded an infant around for paps to see
-L sold his LA home this summer for a huge loss. to establish paternity, you need a residence in the state where the child resides
-L has not seen the child since 2017
-L has not seen the child since 2017