long thread!

babygate masterpost from tellmethisisnotlove on tumblr copied to twitter because some of y'all can't click a link apparently.

this is a long thread. it is an upsetting thread. if you need to talk afterwards, i will open my dms.
part one: introducing party!boy Iouis
annas the club promoter
-annas played a key role in spreading l's name
-before march 2015 l was a hermit/least photographed 1d member
-party imaged began in march, paps always caught him leaving clubs
-we know about annas because he constantly tagged l in photos/videos at clubs
annas social media timeline
march 9
april 10
april 11 and april 17
april 22
may 5, first b sighting
(from the night of may 5th, leaked aug 3 by b's cousin, ashley. journos commented on "leak" and fan reactions)
may 9
cont
may 10
may 10 cont (the sun will be important later)
part two: foreshadowing babygate
june 23
june 26
-tamara bell, friend of harry, gemma, louise, and louis
tamara bell significance
-original plan was for L+B to get engaged
-blogs got anons saying L was spotted planning "wedding" from may-june before announcement
b's family bought hundreds of domains immediately (this is post announcement but relevant here)
tamara significance
-several larrie blogs got anon asks about wedding before baby announcement
-L held hand of family friend of H, shutting down any rumor he was settling down with B prior to announcement of baby
-in conclusion stan tamara
june 27
-mail reports on this incident
last minute things on part two
-pic one suggests b's presence online wiped
-pre announcement L tweet
-sus behavior
-recap
part three: the announcement
sun breaks news L is going to be a dad (b is 11 weeks)
tumblr reaction about modest
media reaction
matt bellassai
-wrote "46 times H and L proved they belong together", close friend of Gemma
adam ellis, billboard, pizza hut, vanity fair
e online, dlisted, TIME, cosmo
yahoo uk
-reference the straight tweet and the "sooo the weather tweet and use # babygate
dailymail
david walliams, matt lucas, maria fowler
us weekly, glamour, matt tarrant, gay star news, mtv
abc, just jared, pornhub, the sun, the mail
larry headlines
-keep in mind after 3 years of modest shutting down all larry rumors, every outlet is running wild with larry conspiracies
daily mail twitter going off script
this tv show host
wrapup
-news dropped at 11 weeks when most parents wait until 12
-"oops baby" reported, not shut down by modest
-b's name mentioned in every headline, she is a nobody
-NO PATERNITY TEST
part four: those who spoke up before the birth
july 16
simon cowell
july 17
mtv uk
july 19
simon cowell.
note, still a "rumor" as L hasn't confirmed himself
july 20
coincidences
aug 3
li magic radio interview
-random outlet nobody had ever heard of
article said "i am sure bbcr1 is displeased 1d didn't give them the radio exclusive and will stop playing DMD on the radio"
-setting stage for the band fighting back
aug 4
GMA (buzzin)
media reaction to announcement
defamer, mtv, billboard, ET
mirror, cbs, idolator
oct 7
mail, mirror, metro, celebs now
oct 20
simon cowell
recap
-L asked about baby twice, both times media report how awkward he is
-simon talked constantly
-li went onto a random radio show to speak about it, blowing off bbcr1
part five: L during babygate (until the birth)
-recap of all of L and his body language
gma body language
psychology professor on gma interview
"seven signs you are being lied to" (watch gma video)
-lack of i statements (says he's buzzin but not excited)
-slowing down (using lots of er and um)
-fake smile
-micro-expressions
-quick check glance
-pursing mouth
aug 8 sign
oct 7
-baby brought up and body language changes
oct 27
"no solid plans after hiatus"
mitam promo
-babygate blacklisted
recap
-11 week announcement, L never confirms
-never says dad, baby, briana
-addresses situation as it
- confirms aug 4, says buzzin
-uncomfortable when asked abt baby
-baby questions blacklisted
part six: changing bump
aug 7
"14 weeks"
sept 29
-fan also reports she had a pint glass of beer
nov 2, nov 1, oct 31
nov 29
dec 26
jan 16
-stealing photos from cousin
part seven: reaction from celebs
this was immediately after l's post.
there are numerous other examples of celebs taking the piss on this announcement
part eight: belfast
1d never cancelled a single show before belfast. they performed throwing up, huffing from inhalers, with broken limbs. suddenly, liam has explosive shit and they cancel the show at 730 pm belfast time.

before announcement, fans speculated a cancellation, bc the bears were missin
at 730 pm on the day of belfast show, this article drops and is immediately removed. remember, after this all questions about belfast are blacklisted along with babygate
we think this is the show where the boys found out babygate was going to continue and they walked out on the event. louis then dropped the mv to perfect and tweets lyrics to home.
INCONSISTENCIES
-there is no paternity test. no paternity test was ever done.
-modest would have pat tests in their image clauses. an oopsie baby is a nightmare for a clean-cut boyband
(remember, this is the modest that shut down the weed video, etc)
-L and B never went to court. we would have records. to go to court you need a paternity test, which again we do not have.
-the child is not a UK citizen, which is odd as L is one
-L protects his family online and in person, yet the baby's face isn't blurred during pap walks, even when his sisters' faces are
-L paraded an infant around for paps to see
-L sold his LA home this summer for a huge loss. to establish paternity, you need a residence in the state where the child resides
-L has not seen the child since 2017
here is the link to the masterpost. thread finished

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