Rating my past crushes
Disclaimer: Not rating looks on looks but personality
Michael L - 4.5/10:
• chill when he found out i had a crush on him
• blocked me on insta
• doesn't deserve rights for that
• is a Scorpio
Joey Curroto - 0/10:
• sexist
• douchebag
• lil dick energy
• probably a Gemini
Jack Despain - 10/10:
• FUCKING SWEETHEART
• Mormon King
• Adorable
• Deserves rights
Eli Detweiler - 4.5/10:
• funny
• goes too far with jokes
• Pillsbury dough boi
• gets a little too much into talking about his sex life
Cameron Hart - 9/10:
• competitive
• big ego
• good in sports
• found out i had crush and was chill about it, didn't make me feel embarrassed
• flirty af
• big dick energy
Collin Huggins (-10)/10 (emphasis on the negative)
• lil dick energy
• pussy ass bitch
• I love my short kings but he's a gremlin
Vinny Pirrone - (-12)/10:
• wants black friends but loves cops
• was a nice boy in middle school before he conformed
• wants to be black but only when its convenient
• blue lives matter bitch ass
Zach Force - 5/10:
• *Ilani's voice* May the Force be with you
• Saw his ass once
• Had a weird laugh
• Was funny and Blunt
• Was weird about the fact that I had a crush on him
• Recognize his ass anywhere, literally
Matthew C - 1/10:
• "I like your Matt, Shirt"
• Did not deserve the brownies I gave him
• Said he doesn't like black
• Did not have a phone (I thought he was lying but he literally did not have a phone)
Luke M - 9\\10:
• FINE AS FUCK
• Cannot believe he went to my high school and was attractive at the same time
• Very nice
• Is a flirt
• Can still get it
• Plays basketball
Tim - 3/10:
• Did not him like that that is why his score is so low
• Knows how to work a suit
• made him blush when i told him he was attractive
Kristian with a K - 3/10:
• literal fuck boi
• lil ditzy
• big dick energy
Michael Bealer - 7/10:
• String Bean
• Himbo
• Muse of B Mckie
• Cliche Captain of the basketball
• Scorpio
• my favorite one out of this list
Christian from Massachusetts - 2/10:
• Cocky in a bad way
• Weird
• Seperated egg yolk with his bare hands like a madman
Lint - 10/10:
• Could've been my bf if I hadn't left
• played pool with me a lot
• competitive
• bought me food
Andrés - 5/10:
• Competitive
• Skater boi
• could dance
Dom - crush wise 7/10:
• Italian American
• keeps dropping his bowling ball
• mans got drip
• good friend
• Tumblr dick
• dated a pie faced rat
• can never miss with the comebacks
Tommy Spears - 4/10:
• fuckboi vibes
•flirt
• Gemini
End of thread. Thank you 😊
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