“MEANWHILE IN TRUMPTON” – THE TRUMPTON CHRONICLES
A tale of ruthless ambition, relentless greed and undying stupidity.
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A tale of ruthless ambition, relentless greed and undying stupidity.
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#DonaldTrump
#TheTrumptonChronicles
Once upon a time, a long time ago, a wealthy family in the village of Trumpton came into possession of an unwelcome child.
The infant knew he was unwelcome from the moment he emerged from his mother’s thighs and opened his mouth to bleat in orange-faced despair.
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The infant knew he was unwelcome from the moment he emerged from his mother’s thighs and opened his mouth to bleat in orange-faced despair.
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His uncaring parents named him DONALD JOHN TRUMP.
He was born with a grudge in his heart and a chip on his shoulder.
He was GOING TO GET EVEN.
He was going to become THE BIGGEST IDIOT the village of Trumpton had ever seen….
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#TheTrumptonChronicles
He was born with a grudge in his heart and a chip on his shoulder.
He was GOING TO GET EVEN.
He was going to become THE BIGGEST IDIOT the village of Trumpton had ever seen….
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Most weeks an emergency (almost always caused by THE VILLAGE IDIOT) leads to a call-out for the Trumpton fire brigade, led by Captain Flack: Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, Grubb.
They never put out any fires…
https://www.bbc.com/historyofthebbc/anniversaries/january/trumpton
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#Trumpton
#DonaldTrump
They never put out any fires…
https://www.bbc.com/historyofthebbc/anniversaries/january/trumpton
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#Trumpton
#DonaldTrump
24TH MARCH 2020
Meanwhile in Trumpton it’s COVID time – and the village idiot wants to prioritise the economy over health….
https://edition.cnn.com/2020/03/23/politics/trump-coronavirus-15-days-social-distancing/index.html
That’s going to end well!
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#COVIDー19
#DonaldTrump
#Coronavirus
Meanwhile in Trumpton it’s COVID time – and the village idiot wants to prioritise the economy over health….
https://edition.cnn.com/2020/03/23/politics/trump-coronavirus-15-days-social-distancing/index.html
That’s going to end well!
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#COVIDー19
#DonaldTrump
#Coronavirus
7TH APRIL 2020
Meanwhile in Trumpton, folks are treating themselves to guns–'cos they think the govt's falling apart!!
'It's all well & good stockpiling food & supplies, but there is no use having all that without a means of defending it…'
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-52189349
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#guns
Meanwhile in Trumpton, folks are treating themselves to guns–'cos they think the govt's falling apart!!
'It's all well & good stockpiling food & supplies, but there is no use having all that without a means of defending it…'
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-52189349
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#guns
24TH APR 2020
Meanwhile in Trumpton the village idiot suggests iNjEcTiNg DiSiNfEcTaNt.
Unfortunately, he's unlikely to volunteer to test the theory anytime soon–but he does make a good argument for listening to experts instead…
https://bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-52407177
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#fool
#Trump
Meanwhile in Trumpton the village idiot suggests iNjEcTiNg DiSiNfEcTaNt.
Unfortunately, he's unlikely to volunteer to test the theory anytime soon–but he does make a good argument for listening to experts instead…
https://bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-52407177
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#fool
#Trump
1ST MAY 2020
Meanwhile in Trumpton, the IDIOT says he knows better than the CIA that the virus is a CHINESE MAN-MADE PLOT.
Of course, no evidence is available to support this.
BEWARE: When one empire takes over from another it can get messy.
https://bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-52496098
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#China
Meanwhile in Trumpton, the IDIOT says he knows better than the CIA that the virus is a CHINESE MAN-MADE PLOT.
Of course, no evidence is available to support this.
BEWARE: When one empire takes over from another it can get messy.
https://bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-52496098
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#China
6TH MAY 2020
Meanwhile, in Trumpton, the village idiot visits a mask-making factory to the tune of ‘Live and Let Die!’
https://bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-canada-52554123/worst-song-possible-plays-as-trump-tours-mask-plant
A president with the empathy and intelligence of a flea....
(Our apologies to fleas!)
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#Trump
#LiveAndLetDie
#PPE
Meanwhile, in Trumpton, the village idiot visits a mask-making factory to the tune of ‘Live and Let Die!’
https://bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-canada-52554123/worst-song-possible-plays-as-trump-tours-mask-plant
A president with the empathy and intelligence of a flea....
(Our apologies to fleas!)
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#Trump
#LiveAndLetDie
#PPE
12TH MAY 2020
Meanwhile in Trumpton, the village idiot can't stand questions from Asian-American reporter and runs away.
Another racist coward in charge, afraid to face the consequences of their actions.
https://theguardian.com/world/2020/may/11/trump-us-latest-coronavirus-reporters
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#DonaldTrumpIsACoward
#DonaldTrump
Meanwhile in Trumpton, the village idiot can't stand questions from Asian-American reporter and runs away.
Another racist coward in charge, afraid to face the consequences of their actions.
https://theguardian.com/world/2020/may/11/trump-us-latest-coronavirus-reporters
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#DonaldTrumpIsACoward
#DonaldTrump
19TH MAY 2020
Meanwhile in Trumpton, the village idiot has decided to take Hydrochloroquine rather than bleach. Side-effects include clumsiness and mood changes.
Whose finger is on the button?!!
https://nytimes.com/article/hydroxychloroquine-coronavirus.html
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#DonaldTrump
#Hydroxychloroquine
#Trumpton
Meanwhile in Trumpton, the village idiot has decided to take Hydrochloroquine rather than bleach. Side-effects include clumsiness and mood changes.
Whose finger is on the button?!!
https://nytimes.com/article/hydroxychloroquine-coronavirus.html
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#DonaldTrump
#Hydroxychloroquine
#Trumpton
21ST MAY 2020
Meanwhile in Trumpton, the village idiot is increasingly unhinged, accusing TV presenter’s husband of murder–no evidence expected soon. The presenter responded,
"Donald, you're a sick person, a cruel, sick, disgusting person."
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-52748844
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#Trump
Meanwhile in Trumpton, the village idiot is increasingly unhinged, accusing TV presenter’s husband of murder–no evidence expected soon. The presenter responded,
"Donald, you're a sick person, a cruel, sick, disgusting person."
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-52748844
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#Trump
4TH JUNE 2020
Meanwhile in Trumpton, the village idiot hides in his bunker as protesters get angry at inaction from the racist White House.
Even Biden managed to make a supportive statement.
Could George Floyd's legacy be the end of the lunacy?
https://metro.co.uk/2020/06/03/donald-trump-claims-went-white-house-bunker-riots-inspect-12800097/
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Meanwhile in Trumpton, the village idiot hides in his bunker as protesters get angry at inaction from the racist White House.
Even Biden managed to make a supportive statement.
Could George Floyd's legacy be the end of the lunacy?
https://metro.co.uk/2020/06/03/donald-trump-claims-went-white-house-bunker-riots-inspect-12800097/
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5TH JUNE 2020
Meanwhile in Trumpton, the village idiot says, "Hopefully George is looking down right now and saying, 'This is a great thing that's happening for our country.' This is a great day for him."
But probably not!
https://twitter.com/i/events/1268979032386764800
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#GeorgeFloyd
#Trump
Meanwhile in Trumpton, the village idiot says, "Hopefully George is looking down right now and saying, 'This is a great thing that's happening for our country.' This is a great day for him."
But probably not!
https://twitter.com/i/events/1268979032386764800
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#GeorgeFloyd
#Trump
10TH JUNE 2020
Meanwhile in Trumpton the village idiot lies twice about a protester pushed to the ground in a demo. 1: that the old man was part of a left-wing group 2: he was trying to block police radios…
Has he lost all contact with reality?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/52984295
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Meanwhile in Trumpton the village idiot lies twice about a protester pushed to the ground in a demo. 1: that the old man was part of a left-wing group 2: he was trying to block police radios…
Has he lost all contact with reality?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/52984295
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10TH JUNE 2020
Meanwhile in Trumpton the village idiot lies twice about a protester pushed to the ground in a demo. 1: the old man was member of a left-wing group, 2: that he was trying to block police radios…
Has he lost all contact with reality?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/52984295
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Meanwhile in Trumpton the village idiot lies twice about a protester pushed to the ground in a demo. 1: the old man was member of a left-wing group, 2: that he was trying to block police radios…
Has he lost all contact with reality?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/52984295
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21ST JUNE 2020
Meanwhile in Trumpton, the village idiot suggests the number of people identified with Covid can be reduced by not doing as much testing…
Amusing responses below:
https://huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/trump-suggests-stopping-covid-19-tests-would-result-in-fewer-cases_uk_5ee879d2c5b6d1ff69540bdc
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#COVID19
#DonaldTrump
#testingshambles
Meanwhile in Trumpton, the village idiot suggests the number of people identified with Covid can be reduced by not doing as much testing…
Amusing responses below:
https://huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/trump-suggests-stopping-covid-19-tests-would-result-in-fewer-cases_uk_5ee879d2c5b6d1ff69540bdc
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#COVID19
#DonaldTrump
#testingshambles
19TH JULY 2020
Meanwhile in Trumpton, the village idiot has a friend called Stone, sent to jail for lying to Congress, covering up Russia support for his mate.
On the Mo Kelly Show he says "I don't really feel like arguing with this negro."
Nice guy!
https://news.sky.com/story/former-trump-adviser-roger-stone-denies-using-racially-charged-language-in-radio-interview-12031582
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Meanwhile in Trumpton, the village idiot has a friend called Stone, sent to jail for lying to Congress, covering up Russia support for his mate.
On the Mo Kelly Show he says "I don't really feel like arguing with this negro."
Nice guy!
https://news.sky.com/story/former-trump-adviser-roger-stone-denies-using-racially-charged-language-in-radio-interview-12031582
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30TH JULY 2020
Meanwhile in Trumpton the village idiot suggests suspending the election, deflecting from catastrophic figures on the economy&Covid.
Everyone seems to fall for it.
Perhaps not such an IDIOT after all (but all the more dangerous for it).
https://bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-53597975
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Meanwhile in Trumpton the village idiot suggests suspending the election, deflecting from catastrophic figures on the economy&Covid.
Everyone seems to fall for it.
Perhaps not such an IDIOT after all (but all the more dangerous for it).
https://bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-53597975
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13TH AUG 2020
Meanwhile in Trumpton the village idiot worries about his hair and the power of showers.
But in the real world, the economy is going down the pan – don't get distracted!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-53761744
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Meanwhile in Trumpton the village idiot worries about his hair and the power of showers.
But in the real world, the economy is going down the pan – don't get distracted!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-53761744
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23RD AUG 2020
Meanwhile in Trumpton, the village idiot's sister is recorded (by his niece) as saying he lies & has no principles. She used to do his homework for him, he doesn't read & is untrustworthy too.
Hm.... Tell us something we don't know.
https://mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/donald-trumps-sister-says-president-22564456
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Meanwhile in Trumpton, the village idiot's sister is recorded (by his niece) as saying he lies & has no principles. She used to do his homework for him, he doesn't read & is untrustworthy too.
Hm.... Tell us something we don't know.
https://mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/donald-trumps-sister-says-president-22564456
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2ND SEPT 2020
Meanwhile in Trumpton, the village idiot pulls the US out of a joint global effort to develop a vaccine, because it’s linked to WHO…
More than 150 countries are setting up the COVID-19 Vaccines Global Access Facility.
https://abcnews.go.com/Health/wireStory/us-join-global-effort-find-covid-19-vaccine-72759157
Idiot or what?
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Meanwhile in Trumpton, the village idiot pulls the US out of a joint global effort to develop a vaccine, because it’s linked to WHO…
More than 150 countries are setting up the COVID-19 Vaccines Global Access Facility.
https://abcnews.go.com/Health/wireStory/us-join-global-effort-find-covid-19-vaccine-72759157
Idiot or what?
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5th SEPT 2020
Meanwhile in Trumpton the village idiot calls soldiers killed in action losers/suckers after impugning J. McCain who spent 5 years as a Vietnam POW.
It's amazing how 3 recent US Presidents were draft-dodgers, or cowards if you prefer…
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-54034707
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Meanwhile in Trumpton the village idiot calls soldiers killed in action losers/suckers after impugning J. McCain who spent 5 years as a Vietnam POW.
It's amazing how 3 recent US Presidents were draft-dodgers, or cowards if you prefer…
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-54034707
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12th SEPT 2020
Meanwhile in Trumpton the village idiot has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize?!
Previous winners include Kissinger, whose part-time hobby was slaughtering socialists in Latin America.
Time the award was abolished?
https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2020/09/end-nobel-peace-prize/616300/
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#NobelPrize
Meanwhile in Trumpton the village idiot has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize?!
Previous winners include Kissinger, whose part-time hobby was slaughtering socialists in Latin America.
Time the award was abolished?
https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2020/09/end-nobel-peace-prize/616300/
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#NobelPrize
2nd OCTOBER 2020
Meanwhile in Trumpton, the village idiot catches Covid...
Quick get the bleach!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-us-2020-54248080
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#Trumpton
#MelaniaTrump
#DonaldTrump
#coronavirus
#COVID19
Meanwhile in Trumpton, the village idiot catches Covid...
Quick get the bleach!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-us-2020-54248080
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#Trumpton
#MelaniaTrump
#DonaldTrump
#coronavirus
#COVID19
4th OCTOBER 2020
Meanwhile in Trumpton the village idiot mocked his rival for wearing a mask….
Who's laughing now?
https://edition.cnn.com/videos/politics/2020/10/02/trump-biden-masks-debate-dpx-vpx-sot.cnn
#DonaldTrump
#Covid
#Coronavirus
#Karma
#trumpton
Meanwhile in Trumpton the village idiot mocked his rival for wearing a mask….
Who's laughing now?
https://edition.cnn.com/videos/politics/2020/10/02/trump-biden-masks-debate-dpx-vpx-sot.cnn
#DonaldTrump
#Covid
#Coronavirus
#Karma
#trumpton
5th OCTOBER 2020
Meanwhile in Trumpton the village idiot endangers the lives of secret service agents and their families by taking a ride to wave at fellow idiots from a car.
He claims to understand the virus now…
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-us-2020-54415532
#DonaldTrump
#COVID19
#trumpton
Meanwhile in Trumpton the village idiot endangers the lives of secret service agents and their families by taking a ride to wave at fellow idiots from a car.
He claims to understand the virus now…
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-us-2020-54415532
#DonaldTrump
#COVID19
#trumpton
6th OCTOBER 2020
Meanwhile in Trumpton the village idiot tries to project the image of Caesar on his balcony, but ends up looking like a fish out of water…
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/oct/06/donald-trump-coronavirus-balcony-drugs
#DonaldTrump
#Covid_19
#coronavirus
#IdiotInChief
#Trumpton
Meanwhile in Trumpton the village idiot tries to project the image of Caesar on his balcony, but ends up looking like a fish out of water…
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/oct/06/donald-trump-coronavirus-balcony-drugs
#DonaldTrump
#Covid_19
#coronavirus
#IdiotInChief
#Trumpton
Meanwhile in Trumpton the village idiot contacts his god, Lou Cypher. The devil tells him to steal the election – there’s still more work to do.
The evangelists continue to believe their fantasies….
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-54455040
#DonaldTrump
#Covid_19
#Coronavirus
#Evangelists
The evangelists continue to believe their fantasies….
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-54455040
#DonaldTrump
#Covid_19
#Coronavirus
#Evangelists
6th NOVEMBER 2020
Meanwhile in Trumpton the village idiot is pushing all the buttons he can find, but only manages to nuke his own country.
A care home awaits on Rikers Island…
https://news.sky.com/story/us-election-2020-trump-sounded-defeated-and-some-republicans-now-want-him-out-of-the-party-12125070
#DonaldTrump
#RikersIsland
Meanwhile in Trumpton the village idiot is pushing all the buttons he can find, but only manages to nuke his own country.
A care home awaits on Rikers Island…
https://news.sky.com/story/us-election-2020-trump-sounded-defeated-and-some-republicans-now-want-him-out-of-the-party-12125070
#DonaldTrump
#RikersIsland
8th NOVEMBER 2020
Meanwhile in Trumpton the village idiot loses all touch with reality. Experts and colleagues express concern about his deteriorating mental state.
https://www.psychologytoday.com/gb/basics/president-donald-trump
#DonaldTrump
#Trumpton
#IdiotInChief
Meanwhile in Trumpton the village idiot loses all touch with reality. Experts and colleagues express concern about his deteriorating mental state.
https://www.psychologytoday.com/gb/basics/president-donald-trump
#DonaldTrump
#Trumpton
#IdiotInChief
12th December 2020
Meanwhile in Trumpton the village idiot has infected so much of the body politic that a contractor is needed to provide 'disinfectant misting services' for the White House…
https://www.newsweek.com/white-house-disinfected-after-trump-exit-1553725
#DonaldTrump
#Trumpton
#disinfectant
Meanwhile in Trumpton the village idiot has infected so much of the body politic that a contractor is needed to provide 'disinfectant misting services' for the White House…
https://www.newsweek.com/white-house-disinfected-after-trump-exit-1553725
#DonaldTrump
#Trumpton
#disinfectant