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I've just bought Squealer's book, and I already regret it.
It starts with an Ash Sarkar quote...
It starts with an Ash Sarkar quote...
Doesn't get any better. The first few pages already contain a full set of leftie bingo. He also demonstrates that he still hasn't learned how to pass an Ideological Turing Test.
He doesn't get the Culture War at all. He thinks right-wingers are just people who suffer from neoliberalism, and who mistakenly blame their problems on Muslims.
And now, the inevitable whining about how "the media" is biased against them.
The guy literally never leaves the TV studio. And it's not just him. Corbo's commie kids were on TV more often than the weather presenters. They still are.
The guy literally never leaves the TV studio. And it's not just him. Corbo's commie kids were on TV more often than the weather presenters. They still are.
"In the interest of transparency, I should say that I write this book both as observer and participant."
-Ah, thanks for the heads-up. Wasn't clear so far.
-Ah, thanks for the heads-up. Wasn't clear so far.
"In 1986 the Greater London Council, under the leadership of the Labour left, was abolished altogether."
-Ha ha ha! He can't bring himself to name Ken Livingstone. Ken is like Venezuela, a former star of the Left that must now no longer be named.
-Ha ha ha! He can't bring himself to name Ken Livingstone. Ken is like Venezuela, a former star of the Left that must now no longer be named.
And now Andrew Murray appears, but he's just "a key figure in the Labour left". No mention of his 40-or-so years in the Communist Party of Britain.
(Because they're low-status commies, you see.)
(Because they're low-status commies, you see.)
Now he does this super-annoying thing again, where he pretends to be the marginalised underdog, bravely defying an unassailable neoliberal hegemony.
It's just the exact opposite of the truth. The anti-capitalist Left has been culturally dominant for as long as I can remember.
It's just the exact opposite of the truth. The anti-capitalist Left has been culturally dominant for as long as I can remember.
And he sort of acknowledges that, by describing Naomi Klein's "No Logo" as "the defining book of a generation".
Which it was, of course. I was an undergraduate when that book was still the dernier cri, and I remember very well how THAT was the true hegemony of the time.
Which it was, of course. I was an undergraduate when that book was still the dernier cri, and I remember very well how THAT was the true hegemony of the time.
Conflicting narratives as well.
Narrative 1 says that neoliberalism seemed to work for a while, but in 2008, it was exposed for the sham that it was, and in response, the young became socialists.
Narrative 2 says that today's anti-capitalist movements go back to the 90s.
Narrative 1 says that neoliberalism seemed to work for a while, but in 2008, it was exposed for the sham that it was, and in response, the young became socialists.
Narrative 2 says that today's anti-capitalist movements go back to the 90s.
I'm not being pedantic here, it doesn't matter in and of itself whether it starts in 2008 or 1998.
It matters because if Millennial Socialism already started in the good years - you can't claim that it's just a rational backlash against objective failings of the system.
It matters because if Millennial Socialism already started in the good years - you can't claim that it's just a rational backlash against objective failings of the system.
Still repeating the old myths about tax avoidance from UK Uncut (remember them?)
It was all bogus. It assumes that the UK government is somehow entitled to tax the overseas profits of UK companies. It's not. https://iea.org.uk/publications/research/uk-uncut-unravelled-web-publication
It was all bogus. It assumes that the UK government is somehow entitled to tax the overseas profits of UK companies. It's not. https://iea.org.uk/publications/research/uk-uncut-unravelled-web-publication
Now celebrating the "kerfuffle with security officers", "the sound of glass breaking", "smashing windows" and "civil disobedience" (in the context of the students protests of 2010). Blames the police for the fact that it turned violent. Ah, well...
I've learned the first interesting fact: Squealer himself was the Godfather of the Corbo project, using his massive social media profile to pressurise MPs into nominating Corbo.
The whole thing might never even have happened without him.
Twitter truly is the real world.
The whole thing might never even have happened without him.
Twitter truly is the real world.
We're back to the cheap rhetorical tricks (which the rest of his readers will obviously fall for).
Mentions some of the sillier Corbo-critical media coverage, such as "Corbo didn't bow on Remembrance Day".
Then mentions reports about his IRA support in the same breath. Hang on...
Mentions some of the sillier Corbo-critical media coverage, such as "Corbo didn't bow on Remembrance Day".
Then mentions reports about his IRA support in the same breath. Hang on...
Spot the odd one out, eh?
He thinks that if he puts obviously silly accusation X, obviously silly accusation Y, and actually true accusation Z in one row, everyone will think that Z must also be an obviously silly accusation.
Except it isn't. The IRA stuff was all true.
He thinks that if he puts obviously silly accusation X, obviously silly accusation Y, and actually true accusation Z in one row, everyone will think that Z must also be an obviously silly accusation.
Except it isn't. The IRA stuff was all true.
Nice bit of gaslighting: "'Trot', and abbreviation for 'Trotskyist', was used with absurd and wild abandon."
McDonnell had literally said in an interview that the main influences on him had been "[t]he fundamental Marxist writers of Marx, Lenin and Trotsky". Of course he's a Trot
McDonnell had literally said in an interview that the main influences on him had been "[t]he fundamental Marxist writers of Marx, Lenin and Trotsky". Of course he's a Trot
Now there's page after page after page after page of incessant whining about how intra-party opponents were mean to "Jeremy", trying to "sabotage" him.
It's not just boring, it's also unverifiable. I'm sure someone from the other side would tell a completely different story.
It's not just boring, it's also unverifiable. I'm sure someone from the other side would tell a completely different story.
I don't know the details of what went on behind the scenes, inside the party, and I'm not hugely interested in it. But I just do not believe Squealer's version that Corbo was a generous, conciliatory bridge-builder, whose opponents rejected all of his peace offers. Because...
...if you were trying to build a coalition, and come to an arrangement with your opponents - you just wouldn't hire someone like Seumas Milne as your main guru. That appointment meant sticking up 2 fingers to his opponents, and saying "Suck it up, losers! I'm in charge now!"
I wasn't following the whole Corbo saga closely at the time, but I do remember that that was a controversial appointment, which antagonised lots of people.
What does Squealer have to say about that?
Nada, that's what. Milne is just suddenly there somehow.
What does Squealer have to say about that?
Nada, that's what. Milne is just suddenly there somehow.
Ah, speak of the devil: There's a subchapter on Seumie now.
I've always said that "PM Corbo" would really have meant "PM Seumas", de facto. Well - don't take it from me:
I've always said that "PM Corbo" would really have meant "PM Seumas", de facto. Well - don't take it from me:
He's now trying to distance himself from the handling of the Skripal poisoning, while also denying the obvious truth: that it was not a "strategic" error, but a direct result of Corbo's and Milne's anti-Western worldview.
Tightrope walk, if ever I've seen one.
Tightrope walk, if ever I've seen one.
Makes a lot of Milne's token criticism of Russia, but then says that Milne "believes the Western encirclement of Russia is a threat to world peace, and [...] that the emergence of stronger powers such as Russia served as an important counterweight to US hegemony."
Yeah, well...
Yeah, well...
A surprisingly honest passage, this.
And now there's a dozen or so pages where he moans endlessly about how disorganised Milne was.
Well, Squealmeister, what did you expect? Milne wasn't hired because of his managerial talents, but because he's a communist who hates the Western world. Like Corbo.
Well, Squealmeister, what did you expect? Milne wasn't hired because of his managerial talents, but because he's a communist who hates the Western world. Like Corbo.
A little digression:
There are basically two types of public intellectuals. There are those you read because you agree with them, and those you read because you think they have interesting things to say. They may know things you don't, or think about things in ways you wouldn't.
There are basically two types of public intellectuals. There are those you read because you agree with them, and those you read because you think they have interesting things to say. They may know things you don't, or think about things in ways you wouldn't.
A classic example of the latter type would be Peter Hitchens.
You don't have to like Hitchens, but you can't accuse him of playing to the gallery, of telling his readers what they want to hear from him. He constantly upsets his own side. He's not tribal at all.
You don't have to like Hitchens, but you can't accuse him of playing to the gallery, of telling his readers what they want to hear from him. He constantly upsets his own side. He's not tribal at all.
Squealer is a classic example of the former type. If you're a Leftie, you read him because he thinks what you think, but he can express it better than you could.
If you're a non-Leftie, you read him because you want to keep up with what the Left is up to. And he's representative.
If you're a non-Leftie, you read him because you want to keep up with what the Left is up to. And he's representative.
In terms of sales figures, I'm pretty sure Squealer outsells Hitcho by at least a factor of 10. Because his views are fashionable, and high-status.
But his success, while vastly greater, is also much more unstable. He's always one wrong opinion away from losing most of his fans.
But his success, while vastly greater, is also much more unstable. He's always one wrong opinion away from losing most of his fans.
And that's a big part of what makes him so insufferable. He's not just wrong, he's purposefully wrong. He's wrong because he knows he has to be, in order to keep his fans on board.
Sometimes, knowing why someone is wrong makes it less bad. In his case, it makes it worse.
Sometimes, knowing why someone is wrong makes it less bad. In his case, it makes it worse.
I had completely forgotten about my half-finished Squealbook.
Here is, finally, something he's right about:
Here is, finally, something he's right about:
Gotta give Squealer one thing: He's extremely good at PR. He always knows exactly how things are perceived by people outside of the project, people who aren't already on board. Corbo absolutely doesn't have that.
Had Corbo listened to Squealer more, he'd be Prime Minister today.
Had Corbo listened to Squealer more, he'd be Prime Minister today.
You can sense the frustration every time Corbo does something that's silly from a PR perspective. You can see Squealer jumping up and down, screaming "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?"
Of course, he'd still go on TV later, and defend whatever Corbo was up to.
Of course, he'd still go on TV later, and defend whatever Corbo was up to.
Classic Squealer. If you had to sum up the man in one paragraph, it would be this one.
"Wreaths had been laid" - oh, had they? By whom?
And, no, the wreath wasn't for people who were just "accused" of terrorism. It was for actual terrorists.
"Wreaths had been laid" - oh, had they? By whom?
And, no, the wreath wasn't for people who were just "accused" of terrorism. It was for actual terrorists.
Now we get a cameo appearance from King Crank (Chris Williamson).
Squealer makes it sound as if Williamson was just a malicious troublemaker, who never had much to do with the Corbo project. That's totally not what happened. Williamson was very much part of the project.
Squealer makes it sound as if Williamson was just a malicious troublemaker, who never had much to do with the Corbo project. That's totally not what happened. Williamson was very much part of the project.
This is basically the Williamson section of the book.
Broke: present, but not involved
Woke: not fully present, fiddling with his phone
Woke: not fully present, fiddling with his phone
The Brexit section is not too bad. Shows how the party was torn between Lexiteers (=communist Brexiteers) and FBPEers.
But that wasn't even their main problem. Their main problem was that Corbo wasn't really either of those. Corbo was simply not interested in Brexit.
But that wasn't even their main problem. Their main problem was that Corbo wasn't really either of those. Corbo was simply not interested in Brexit.
In that sense, it's true that Brexit tanked Corbo. For Corbo, Brexit had a huge opportunity cost. Every minute he had to spend talking about Brexit was a minute he couldn't spend talking about Corbery. You know, "Muh inequality, wahwahwah the billionaires, thebankersthebonuses."
Now this is true.
It's also the reason why they haven't truly lost, and why the long-term trends are in their favour.
The young are commies, and, no, this is not just a passing phase. They will not move to the right as they get older. They will stay that way.
It's also the reason why they haven't truly lost, and why the long-term trends are in their favour.
The young are commies, and, no, this is not just a passing phase. They will not move to the right as they get older. They will stay that way.
Ends on the note that the project is very far from over. It may be no longer be at the absolute forefront of day-to-day politics, but there is now a well-established socialist ecosystem in Britain, and it also survives in high-vis extra-parliamentary social movements.
All in all, that's a 2-star review.
I don't read Squealer expecting to agree with him, that's not the point. The point was to get an insider's view of the Corbo project. On that, it mostly falls flat. It's either things you already know, or internal gossip you don't want to know.
I don't read Squealer expecting to agree with him, that's not the point. The point was to get an insider's view of the Corbo project. On that, it mostly falls flat. It's either things you already know, or internal gossip you don't want to know.
