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Life is cheap now. Best value is found In live-streaming its end.
When you see a person bleeding out on the street make sure to get your phone out and provide commentary while recording.
The tone of your commentary will need to depend on whether these people have heretical civic beliefs or not. It’s not always easy to tell but there are some basic guidelines you can follow:
1. MAGA hat: glee
2. White person: glee
3. POC: despair and outrage
4. Unsure: screech
1. MAGA hat: glee
2. White person: glee
3. POC: despair and outrage
4. Unsure: screech
Context doesn’t matter. Get your video up first and wait for the RTs and likes to roll in. Journalists will start dm’ing you for permission to use your video. Make sure you tell them it needs to be attributed to you. Link your sound cloud or cash app/Venmo right below the post.
You’re an independent journalist now. Apply for your blue check and join the elite of elite. Be sure to cover your press badge when actively participating in a riot. Reveal it only when caught and there is no definitive proof. Get out of jail free.
We create the truth now, mold it to meet the needs of the movement. There is no shame when the cause is just. We are the shapers of reality.
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