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Media: “Joe Biden doesn’t want to ban semi-automatic rifles!”
Joe Biden: “Oh yeah, I totally want to ban them.”
“No he doesn’t!”
“Yes, I do.”
“You don’t know what you’re saying, Mr. Biden.”
“Well yeah, that’s true, but I totally want to ban the most popular gun in America.”
Joe Biden: “Oh yeah, I totally want to ban them.”
“No he doesn’t!”
“Yes, I do.”
“You don’t know what you’re saying, Mr. Biden.”
“Well yeah, that’s true, but I totally want to ban the most popular gun in America.”
“Hello, ma’am, can you managed your mortgage, property taxes, annual taxes, retirement accounts, investment accounts, and outstanding loans?”
“No, I authorized my kids to handle those for me.”
“Oh, well sorry, you lose you constitutional right to self-defense.”
“No, I authorized my kids to handle those for me.”
“Oh, well sorry, you lose you constitutional right to self-defense.”
“Hey sir, are you taking your 12 year old son hunting?”
“Yes, I’m passing down my love of nature and instilling him with a deep respect for animals and the need for conservation.”
“Put your hands behind your back. You’re going to jail.”
“Yes, I’m passing down my love of nature and instilling him with a deep respect for animals and the need for conservation.”
“Put your hands behind your back. You’re going to jail.”
“We see from our records that you purchased a firearm.”
“Yes.”
“Okay, we’re going to search your home to make sure they’re unloaded & in a safe.”
“How am I supposed to access them in time during a home invasion?”
“Not our problem. Now, put you hands behind your back.”
“Yes.”
“Okay, we’re going to search your home to make sure they’re unloaded & in a safe.”
“How am I supposed to access them in time during a home invasion?”
“Not our problem. Now, put you hands behind your back.”
“Sorry, you have to get a government license to own a gun.”
“Firearm ownership is my constitutional right.”
“Yes, but you need our permission to exercise that right.”
“Do I also need a free speech license?”
“We’re working on that. Check back later.”
“Firearm ownership is my constitutional right.”
“Yes, but you need our permission to exercise that right.”
“Do I also need a free speech license?”
“We’re working on that. Check back later.”
“Did you order that lower receiver online?”
“Yes.”
“HOW DARE YOU TRY TO CIRCUMVENT GUN LAWS BY HAVING IT DELIVERED TO YOUR HOME?!”
“It wasn’t. By law, it must be delivered to an FFL holder.”
“But they don’t...”
“Check ID? Yes, they do.”
“...”
“...”
“You’re going to jail.”
“Yes.”
“HOW DARE YOU TRY TO CIRCUMVENT GUN LAWS BY HAVING IT DELIVERED TO YOUR HOME?!”
“It wasn’t. By law, it must be delivered to an FFL holder.”
“But they don’t...”
“Check ID? Yes, they do.”
“...”
“...”
“You’re going to jail.”
