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Canada isn’t a country, it’s a rubber stump shell company for the oil industry. They let you choose your prime minister like parent let’s their kid choose what shoes to wear, and even then you re-elected a guy who wore blackface in 2001. https://twitter.com/wirelesswebs/status/1305068470904614912
Ireland you sold off your proud history for the right to have tech companies squat on your soil and not pay taxes. Everyone there wants to look progressive and impress England, but my Dublin tour guide walked us by a new Chipotle with pride. https://twitter.com/melanielovestea/status/1305142357197635586?s=21 https://twitter.com/melanielovestea/status/1305142357197635586
Australia was founded by rapists & continued that proud tradition on the land & aboriginal population. Your main industry is filling your universities with Chinese failsons. Your crowning cultural achievement is the time Crocodile Dundee hosted the Oscars. https://twitter.com/pip4711/status/1305079025820286978?s=21 https://twitter.com/pip4711/status/1305079025820286978
Denmark if you have to tell everyone how happy you are, it means you’re not that happy. That makes you the Disneyland of nations. We’d all be smiling & goofy with your level of Prozac addiction. Hans Christian Anderson is dead, it’s time for a new author. https://twitter.com/danydk3/status/1305083437422964738?s=21 https://twitter.com/danydk3/status/1305083437422964738
Germany stop tutting your tongue at us, you can’t close the book when you’re not done with the chapter. Your police have been massively infiltrated by far right groups, your 3rd largest party is fascist. Your next Hitler is 23 & obsessed with Eurovision. https://twitter.com/mrbobbyperu1/status/1305144502563241984?s=21 https://twitter.com/mrbobbyperu1/status/1305144502563241984
