corny ass tweets that keep being recycled cos y’all are unoriginal and annoying @ relatable twitter - a never-ending thread
“you’re so mature for your age” thanks it was the trauma
say yes to the mask, no to the bra
FREE THE TITTY PROTECT THE CITY
we really used to ask teachers if we could drink water... what the fuck was that?
do men ever sit and think “damn... i’m hurting her”
trusting you is my decision, proving me wrong is yours
i want you. i want us. i want it all. with you. only you.
“you took so long in the shower” yeah i was at a concert
congrats to those who moved on without getting an apology
i used to send such long paragraphs explaining how I feel but now I just don't say anything. I've learned that it doesn't matter what you say, if they don't care they just don't. and nothing you say will change that. keep your guard up. don’t waste your time and energy.
i grew up not sharing my problems with my family
CHEATING IS NOT PART OF THE UPS AND DOWNS IN A RELATIONSHIP
girls who use "🥺" like to be choke slammed in bed
maturity is a mindset, not age
i want someone who feels lucky to have me
sex is cool but can we just lay down, cuddle and talk about our day??

ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉⁿ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ˢᵉˣ
them “remember when” conversations be some of the best talks
i used to be in class like: "got 40 mins left, two 20 min halves. just gotta get through 10 mins, 4 times”
fuck small talk. how old were you when it all went wrong?
i’m a popular loner. i know a lot of people and a lot of people know me but my circle is small and i’m usually by myself
sometimes you just gotta say “lol” and move on
this generation normalised cheating, toxic and unhappy relationships and ion want that
my heart’s so big that even after you hurt me, i’ll still try to find the good in you
one hand on the steering wheel, the other gripping yo thigh 🥵
removing myself from situations where i don’t feel loved, appreciated, or respected
someone who wants you, will make you feel wanted
all i do is listen to music, eat, and overthink
she begging for ya attention while guys begging for hers, play ya cards right
if i want you, i promise no one else is getting the same attention
my toxic trait is that i always assume the worst
every girl is bi, just gotta figure out if it’s polar or sexual
why when it comes to a “haunted house” it’s always a ghost from the year 1700? why can’t it be a ghost from 2007 screaming “IT’S BRITNEY BITCH” at 3am?
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