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Cosmic Range Wars!
The eternal struggle between good and evil:THREAD
The eternal struggle between good and evil:THREAD
Since the beginning of human history two types of civilizations and peoples have existed. Those who relied on sheep/goats, and those who relied on cattle.
Ancient Mesopotamian and other early civilizational type “people” often used sheep and goats for livestock. Kinda gross tbh; not much meat, gross meat, weird cheeses, and small enough that people slept in barns with them
In contrast to the previous, we have the Aryans! These guys drove cattle all across the Eurasian steppe; these niggas didn’t even know what a (((barn))) was. Cows also taste better than sheep
Eventually these two people met, and what happened? Well the sheepers got 360 kekscoped by invading cattle bound Aryans.
Many such examples of loser sheep herders getting beasted on my cattle herders exist. For example the entire reason for the Anglo-Saxon victory over the Britons was they had cows and the Britons had (((sheep)))
We see this in modern Welsh physiognomy
We see this in modern Welsh physiognomy
Also, ever hear of the cosmic Aryan cow???? Dude I’m telling you all the Overmen races of the world(Aryans) worship cows.
This same cosmic battle between cows and sheep/goats(what’s the difference anyways??? Beats me) took place in the new world....aka America
Aryan COWboys ruled the west, and did battle with any loser who tried to herd sheep’s. Also read about cowboys here https://twitter.com/agewarlord/status/1295584015974457344
Here we get into range wars, often started when all the local Cattle Barons(regal title
) were faced with problem of sheepers moving in. You see, sheep/goats were thought to ruin grazing grounds with their disgusting feet and by eating grass roots also.
) were faced with problem of sheepers moving in. You see, sheep/goats were thought to ruin grazing grounds with their disgusting feet and by eating grass roots also.
Often cowboys would lynch anyone they caught herding sheep. Ever see the beginning of John Wayne’s ‘Big Jake?’
Thread done! Sheep suck and goats are ghey.
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