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Ok, fine, Mario characters as QBs:
Mario
-Scrambler
-Will try to hurdle you
-Not worried about the actual playcall
-Probably on something
-Scrambler
-Will try to hurdle you
-Not worried about the actual playcall
-Probably on something
Luigi
-Career back-up
-Always throws checkdowns
-Will bail you out when he has to but he won’t enjoy it
-Career back-up
-Always throws checkdowns
-Will bail you out when he has to but he won’t enjoy it
Peach
-Pocket Passer
-The actual head coach
-Calling an audible as we speak
-Not great at handling the blitz
-Pocket Passer
-The actual head coach
-Calling an audible as we speak
-Not great at handling the blitz
Bowser
-Arm Strength
-An almost even TD-Interception ratio
-Wears way too much eye black
-Not fast but hard to bring down
-Arm Strength
-An almost even TD-Interception ratio
-Wears way too much eye black
-Not fast but hard to bring down
Toad
-Oh boy
-Not tall
-Looks just like that guy you know
-Gonna hand it off to the running back
-Oh boy
-Not tall
-Looks just like that guy you know
-Gonna hand it off to the running back
Yoshi
-Gets in a shell and won’t throw
-Fumble the ball at a moment’s notice
-Would rather you score
-Will still somehow eat you alive
-Gets in a shell and won’t throw
-Fumble the ball at a moment’s notice
-Would rather you score
-Will still somehow eat you alive
Wario
-Not a fan of the Media
-Chip on his shoulder
-Gonna win because he said so
-Probably should have been a linebacker but too late now
-Not a fan of the Media
-Chip on his shoulder
-Gonna win because he said so
-Probably should have been a linebacker but too late now
Waluigi
-Very Tall
-Faster than he looks
-Has got BEEF with your team
-Annoying
-Very Tall
-Faster than he looks
-Has got BEEF with your team
-Annoying
King Boo
-Wears outrageous pre and postgame outfits
-Very elusive in space
-Throws fine
-Doesn’t care about winning just wants to mess with you
-Wears outrageous pre and postgame outfits
-Very elusive in space
-Throws fine
-Doesn’t care about winning just wants to mess with you
Hammer Bro
-Volume Passer
-Incompletions are just numbers
-Wears his helmet during interviews
-Gonna just send it and trust the receiver
-Volume Passer
-Incompletions are just numbers
-Wears his helmet during interviews
-Gonna just send it and trust the receiver
Paratroopa
-Not actually a QB but here we are
-Running the wildcat so please just block
-Not gonna throw you the ball
-Can fly down the field if you get out of the way
-Not actually a QB but here we are
-Running the wildcat so please just block
-Not gonna throw you the ball
-Can fly down the field if you get out of the way
