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Cats is pretty overwhelming when the edible hits
God stop spreading your legs, cats
Ugh no not the mice
NO NOT THE MICE
Why are the mice children
Not the cockroaches
Not everything needs a people face
They’re just eating these cockroach people
Rum Tum Tugger is a fuckin’ asshole
Jennifer Hudson is a hell of a singer
Bustopher Jones is fat, I get it
MACAVITY
INEFFABLE
God this really is just the cats introducing themselves the whole movie huh
Mungojerrie & Rumpleteazer...
So far all the songs have been “Hi I’m this cat and I’m a fuckin’ dick”
Good job Mr. Mistoffeles
Hell yeah Growltiger
CAT JUDI DENCH Y’ALL
CAT IAN MCKELLEN
Jellicle cats
Wait I’m only 45 minutes into this? What the fuck
Tum Tum Tugger is back again
They’re gonna make a jellicle choice soon
Gus!!
Damn he really went in on kids these days
MACAVITY
Oh shit it’s time for SKIMBLESHANKS
Hell yeah Skimbleshanks
K this song owns
MACAVITY
It’s time for Taylor Swift
This is a lot of gyrating
MACAVITY
I mean it’s not a surprise this time since they had a whole song about him
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH OLD DEUTERONOMY YOU SON OF A BITCH
YOU’LL NEVER BE MY JELLICLE CHOICE
You can do it, Mr. Mistoffoles!
You did it, Mr. Mistoffolees!
Really thought he was gonna kiss Old Deuteronomy there
This is the most sedate action scene I have ever seen
They just MURDERED that cat
I appreciate that to do ANY magic, Macavity has to say something
I keep thinking Munkustrap is Stephen Colbert
Oh shit the jellicle choice gas been MADE
Congratulations Grizzabel, you can die now
MACAVITY
Oh he fucked up this time
Well maybe you’ll get to die next time, cats
Judi Dench has is talking to me!!
I didn’t mean to add that ‘has’!
Cats are not dogs, got it
I still don’t think I know how to address a cat
She’s a jellicle cat!
That was... a movie.
