WHY EVERY CHARACTER IN PARKS AND RECREATION IS BISEXUAL? a thread by twitter user zackvangerbig

DISCLAIMER: i haven't finished the series yet so forgive me if i forget something
And also they are all bisexual because I said so

1. LESLIE KNOPE.-
- Because I said so
- She's clearly in love with Ann !! Like, c'mon it's obvious
- The way she dressed? Bisexual culture
- I can't think more for her except for how she compliments Ann

2. BEN WYATT .-
- i think there's already a thread about that i can't find it but if someone has it please reply with it
- he just has that bi energy
- He listens to Letters to cleo
- That batman costume?
- "who hasn't had gay thoughts?"

3. ANN PERKINS .-
-because she's my girlfriend
- she was also in love with leslie
- bisexual haircut me thinks
- just look at her, she radiates bi energy

4. APRIL LUDGATE.-
- tHEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN HER A GF (before meeting andy)
- she also has the bisexual haircut (first pic)
- likes the smiths and neutral milk hotel aka bisexual music (i listen to that okay)

5. ANDY DWYER
- tbh he should be my straight king who respects women, mwah
- but he's also bi, i said so
- mouse rat is bisexual culture
- and!! he annoyed mark not just because he was jealous he was dating ann, he had a crush on him

6. TOM HAVERFORD
- okay he was gross with women and that's heterosexual behavior
- but also he and jean-ralphio were boyfriends
- so he's bi