Time for some textual analysis. I received this email with the subject heading "Your Hard Work Has Paid Off." For starters, I have done exactly zero work. Given zero money, donated zero time. But that's just the beginning....
The person sending this email (who uses a very old picture from before he grew his sharpie beard which I've drawn on for him) is the heir to a fraudulently gained fortune, and who gets paid $15,000/month by his father's campaign to do the "work" of shit posting on social media.
He's reaching out to me, an imaginary "fellow hard working white person," to offer me a reward for all of my non-existent "hard work." If I'm a typical Trump voter, I'm very angry about people who get money (esp. gov't money) for not working.
But when Junior reaches out to me to tell me that for just a $1 I can get my much deserved place on Trump's Presidential Honor Roll, I will of course accept, right? Because whatever I get without working I deserve.
And the $15,000/month Junior's girlfriend gets (paid for out of the campaign funds people like me would donate) and the $15,000/month Eric's wife Lara gets (paid for out of the campaign funds people like me would donate). All of it, ALL OF IT, is totally earned and deserved!
Thanks to God we finally have a family in office who will make the tough decisions to stop wasting tax money, YOUR MONEY, on undeserving people who just want a handout, something for nothing, without working for it. It's really the main difference between us and them. SMH.
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