Baby Daddy and my wife-in-28-days have gone together to the Home Depot and I had to take care of a kid thing so I am VERY MUCH sad I cannot live tweet this event
the FOMO is too much. I am getting in the car and meeting them there.
The only clue I have so far about how itâs going is a single, mysterious, photo which was sent to me without comment
When your ex husband and your wife send you pictures of patio lights
I have arrived at the Home Depot and have received a text that they are looking at ladders
They have both wanted a ladder and I have said we do not need one and so this bodes... me being outnumbered.
I will report when I find them.
I will report when I find them.
Oh no they are checking out and I have not found them what are they buying
This is a conspiracy
Baby Daddy has reminded me today is my 500th birthday
It is, in fact. I googled.
500 months babee
Now they are loading the ladder into my trunk. I do not think the ladder will fit. They tell me I am wrong.
Just gon sit here alone for a minute and drink my Diet Coke bribe @dnlrntr
They have called to tell me they are buying me a Whopper from Burger King so idek whatâs gonna happen when we get home, there is definitely some sort of plan here and I am definitely not in the loop
Iâm home but they can unload their traitorous ladder their own selves
Pretty sure these do not require a ~ladder
I have been told I am not allowed to tweet pictures of the two traitors eating their whoppers together
Thick as thieves those two
Now we are teaching 14yos about TORQUE and WRATCHET CHOICE and 14yo is getting too many ideas here honestly
There is a giant wet spot on my ass and I have ZERO idea how it got there, which is mildly concerning
Baby Daddy is complaining that I always beat him at word games. He is very mad about it
âI have never beat you at a head to head competition EVEN ONCEâ he says
âMaybe you should arm wrestle?â H suggests
Baby Daddy seems tempted
âBut,â says H, âsheâs been doing pushupsâ
âI have never beat you at a head to head competition EVEN ONCEâ he says
âMaybe you should arm wrestle?â H suggests
Baby Daddy seems tempted
âBut,â says H, âsheâs been doing pushupsâ
Baby Daddy has declined the arm wrestling match