Ugh. Theresa has repurposed the KITMO detention facility, which housed the worlds most dangerous detainee, MeanCat, into the Ellis Island Immigration Center for Newly Arriving Orangeys. Expect anti-immigration protests later. The Baked Potato will counter-protest that protest ...
After a few days at the Ellis Island Immigration Center for Newly Arriving Orangeys, the controversial arrivals will then be transported to the ethnic Orangey conclave known as Hell’s Cottage. There, they will assimilate into whatever crime syndicate MeanCat has cooked up.
I filed an emergency stay from the courts to stop the arrival of the potential orangeys. My executive ban on Orangey immigration supersedes the Theresa legislative branch. Chief Justice MeanCat will decide this soon. LAW AND ORDER!! They’re not sending us their best orangeys
So I try to sway his decision by promising him the one plant he craves above all...the pepper of mass destruction, the slowly ripening Carolina Reapers.
I can’t think of the hell to come, with Orangeys destroying our BEAUTIFUL cities. So I’m focusing on our seven-foot tall grown-from-seed zinnias.
And our one stupid lemon that never turns yellow, god I hate this lemon tree. And the three olives from our olive tree. But the crepe myrtles are still blooming as are the gardenias. Focus on the beauty cuz when the orangeys take over OUR COUNTRY IS OVER
Things have taken an ugly turn here, with totally-authentic anti-immigrant armed-with-boneys protestors crowding the hallway and trying to influence the imminent decision of Chief Justice MeanCat.
It appears the anti-Orangey protests have backfired. Chief Justice MeanCat has issued his ruling. IT WAS ALWAYS GONNA HAPPEN, HOAX CONSPIRACY NOW EVERYONE EVEN THE CAT COURT IS AGAINST ME!! The invaders get here in 90 minutes. TAKE BACK OUR COUNTRY.
PROOF THIS IS ALL A CONSPIRACY!! Theresa sends me to Petsmart just before the invasion to get the same food the alleged orangeys have been eating. Look closely. WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!! LAW AND ORDER!
Damnit. I lost to the Inevitable Orangeys. Please say hi to Lady Orangey and Superfluous Orangey aka Extra Orangey.
Lady Orangey is already getting her eat on. Extra Orangey is a bit more shy or cunning, hard to tell. He’s darker in color than his sister. I have to go to work now. Good thing. I’ve got a bad feeling about them. It’s like that room in the Overlook Hotel in the Shining.
SweetDog wants to kiss them already. She’s always the best with little kitties and puppies. Not worried about her. It’s the Potatoes and MeanCat that will be vexing.