Also, for the love of God people, when you decorate your Christmas tree this year, please use a good ratio of lights to tree.
Scanty is unacceptable.
I'll never sleep now, worrying about underutilized mini lights at Christmas.
Who will think of the trees???
And screw those Hallmark holiday movies and their substandard tree decor bullshit.
Also, one rando inflatable and a flood light does not suffice for outdoor Christmas decor.
I'm getting all of this in now so you have time to remedy your Christmas prep plans.
Do. Better.
This is the dumbest hill to die on and I welcome the sweet peace.
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