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Hi there! I'm the worst candidate to apply for your open role, but you've agreed to interview me anyway.
(This is your punishment for screwing up the resume screen.)
What can I answer for you?
(This is your punishment for screwing up the resume screen.)
What can I answer for you?
Today I'm a junior engineer with a senior title, so I firmly expect to either be the CTO or the CEO by then. https://twitter.com/randomfrequency/status/1304595139810164736
Node is on the list (linked on my resume) of languages I don't believe in, so I refuse to write anything in it.
So no. https://twitter.com/jrhunt/status/1304595319812833280
So no. https://twitter.com/jrhunt/status/1304595319812833280
The database I was running in my last company went down. I had no data, so I decided to apply for this job at your company instead of fixing it. https://twitter.com/jrhunt/status/1304595535521869825
Because you pay money.
And that depends on whether or not someone has already solved this problem on StackOverflow or not. https://twitter.com/jhulten/status/1304595329338077185
And that depends on whether or not someone has already solved this problem on StackOverflow or not. https://twitter.com/jhulten/status/1304595329338077185
"Please please please hire him so he lives somewhere other than on our living room couch." https://twitter.com/randomfrequency/status/1304595837763416065
Absolutely nobody is superior to me. I'm the best, and that's why you should hire me. https://twitter.com/notamateurhour/status/1304595422879645696
