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one direction lyrics that should've stayed in the drafts:
- a thread
- a thread
don't forget where you belong:
if you ever feel alone,don't
- what the fuck are talking about
- I did not think of that Niall. thank you. now I don't feel alone anymore.
if you ever feel alone,
don't- what the fuck are talking about
- I did not think of that Niall. thank you. now I don't feel alone anymore.
c'mon c'mon:
I've been watching you all night.
- that's fucking creepy.
- and that's why men make me feelunsafe
I've been watching you all night.
- that's fucking creepy.
- and that's why men make me feel
unsafe
girl almighty:
she floats through the room on a big balloon.
- I do not understand.
- what balloon.
she floats through the room on a big balloon.
- I do not understand.
- what balloon.
girl almighty:
I would get down on my knees for you.
- no, thank you. i'm gonna pass.
I would get down on my knees for you.
- no, thank you. i'm gonna pass.
spaces:
the whole motherfucking song.
- it makes me emotionallyunstable
- my therapist will be hearing about it.
the whole motherfucking song.
- it makes me emotionally
unstable- my therapist will be hearing about it.
best song ever:
I think it went oh, oh, oh
I think it went yeah, yeah, yeah
- the trauma I got when I realized that the eight year old me was singing about sex like her life depended on it.
- you crushed my dreams.
I think it went oh, oh, oh
I think it went yeah, yeah, yeah
- the trauma I got when I realized that the eight year old me was singing about sex like her life depended on it.
- you crushed my dreams.
best song ever:
'Cause we danced all night to the best song ever
- I do not want to see you dance.
- I do not even want to imagine it.
- I've already seen your auditions on the x factor and it wasn'tpleasing for my eyes.
'Cause we danced all night to the best song ever
- I do not want to see you dance.
- I do not even want to imagine it.
- I've already seen your auditions on the x factor and it wasn't
pleasing for my eyes.
little white lies:
If this room was burning, I wouldn't even notice
- you would, honey. you would.
If this room was burning, I wouldn't even notice
- you would, honey. you would.
live while we're young:
Don't let the pictures leave your phone
- they're not alive bb. they don't leave me like everybody else. I delete them.
- what I just said was sad.
Don't let the pictures leave your phone
- they're not alive bb. they don't leave me like everybody else. I delete them.
- what I just said was sad.
I would:
'Cause I can’t compete with your boyfriend, he’s got 27 tattoos
- you counted, huh?.
- if you're so obsessed go date him yourself.
'Cause I can’t compete with your boyfriend, he’s got 27 tattoos
- you counted, huh?.
- if you're so obsessed go date him yourself.
truly, madly, deeply:
So, baby, say you’ll always keep me
Truly, madly, crazy, deeply in love with you,.you
- you're making me feel reallylonely
- nobody loves me.
So, baby, say you’ll always keep me
Truly, madly, crazy, deeply in love with you,.you
- you're making me feel really
lonely- nobody loves me.
up all night:
Katy Perry’s on replay, she's on replay
- we all know it says: katy perry is on a plane.
- learn how to pronounce.
Katy Perry’s on replay, she's on replay
- we all know it says: katy perry is on a plane.
- learn how to pronounce.
taken:
Who do you think you are?
- a badass.
- a bitch.
*flips hair*
Who do you think you are?
- a badass.
- a bitch.
*flips hair*
na na na:
I think the title explains by itself where i'm going.
I think the title explains by itself where i'm going.
and last but not least:
little things: (I saw this one on tiktok and I thought it was hilarious)
you still have to squeeze into your jeans, but you're perfect to me.
- they really said, oh, you're fat?
- but you have a fat ass.
little things: (I saw this one on tiktok and I thought it was hilarious)
you still have to squeeze into your jeans, but you're perfect to me.
- they really said, oh, you're fat?
- but you have a fat ass.
thank you.
okay but reading these make me realize how funny I actually am
also, follow me. ifb
also, follow me. ifb
okay for me this is lowkey a hit tweet
omg this shit is blowing up lmfao and people even ask me for part 2 nzhskbsskbs
the fact that i actually made people laugh omg
im so happy
im so happy
now that you're all here. read my fanfiction pls and give me feedback. i promise it's lowkey good hehe
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since yall love these apparently. should i do part 2???
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OKAY SO I'M MAKING PART 2!!!!! STAY TUNEEEEED
