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Nothing more fun than being with your friends at an airport restaurant, waiting for a delayed flight
You are chilling with your boy T-boz with the house draughts and Jagers. Waiting for your one mate that you were about to leave behind
While you are chiling having drinks, you spot a lady, two tables away wearing torn jeans, white Adidas Stan Smiths, a Tshepo Jeans' "We The People" tee and and a denim jacket. You are shy to greet. Shes having a Gin&tonic
You ask T-boz "mate. Should i greet? She looks like she could use with some company" T responds "Bra. What is it with us as amajita that makes us think every woman needs a man to sit with her. Calm down and leave the lady to sit in peace" you silently concur
T says "if your friend doesnt rock up, you will refund me his ticket ke bra. I used my voyager miles for you guys....." you interrupt him and say "bro chill, our flight was delayed by two hours. Im sure hes on the way. Chiiilll"
While talking to T you hear a lady laugh. You look up and smile because you know theres onlv 1 person alive that can make a lady laugh like that at an airport
Spikiyiki, Spiyanko, Spiyoyo. Inja yezinja!
Spikiyiki, Spiyanko, Spiyoyo. Inja yezinja!
You see inja ye game walk towards you. Replay Tee, stoned jeans, white Puma Ralph Sampson Low OG Trainers and a very nice brown leather weekender bag
He puts his bag down and greets "comrades!" You respond "sure mfethu" T asks him "i assume youve checked in?" Spiyo responds "T-boz my man. You really need to chill. honestly" 
The waitress serving your table comes over and asks "Hi sir. Another draught?" Spiyo responds "whats your name sisi?" She responds "Pebbles". He says "Pebbles. Sthandwa sam. Since the flight is delayed for 90 mins. Please bring a bottle of Hennessy VS and a bucket of Corona"
Pebbles says "we dont usually get these kind of orders. I will have to check ne manager" Spiyo responds "Im not a usual kind of guy. Please bring ice, still water and 3 redbulls also. And take these clumsy glasses with you" pointing at your beer draught glasses
T is rolling his eyes. He asks "gents. What happens if our flight is early and we are stuck with all this alcohol?" You respond "what happens if its late and we are the only table here with a bottle of hennessy?" Spiyo interjects "do or do not. There is no try"
While banter is going on. You look to thaat lady. She seems to be watching you guys entertained. Spiyo looks at you, nods his head, you respond by shrugging your shoulders. He responds with a nod. Full conversation without a word spoken
Pebbles brings the drinks. And the games begin. On the subject of relationships, Spiyo winks and you and raises his voice and says "Imedi funeka uyiphe imali. It stregnthens irelationship. Money!"
You all say together "Lets start there. Do you have Moooney!" You all laugh, including the lady sitting two tables away. Spiyo winks at you again and asks "Am i right sisi? Why uhleka?"
, including the lady sitting two tables away. Spiyo winks at you again and asks "Am i right sisi? Why uhleka?"
She answers"No nothing. I just found it funny" Spiyo responds "But its true neh?" She blushes and says yes. He introduces himself and she responds "Im Zoey".
She asks if thats his real name? He says "Give me your number, i will send you an ewallet and you can see my real name there". Zoey blushes and answers "maybe some other time"
You introduce yourself and ask if shes also on the CPT delayed? She says yes. You ask her to join you guys "Since we are sodliers in the same struggle" Zoey says okay. And moves her drink and bag
Spiyo gestures for Pebbles to come over. "Sthandwa sam. What gin do you use kwi G&T?" Pebbles answers "I think Tanq" Spiyo says "oh okay. On this one please pour Hendricks. And give us 4 jagerbombs" T says "Gents. Sawfika ekapa si turnt" you all laugh
"Soooooo Zoey. You seem to have packed light.What are you going to do in CPT? Uya endodeni?" She laughs and answers "Can we change thid topic please. Nina, where are your girlfriends?" T answers first "Ndine Visa mna for this trip". You say "no girlfriend unfortunately"
Spiyo responds "Im single and ready to mingle. Im hoping to meet LOML on this trip" Zoey responds "something told me you would say something like that. You look like the 'my marriage isnt serious' type of guy" the table laughs
" Zoey responds "something told me you would say something like that. You look like the 'my marriage isnt serious' type of guy" the table laughs
Spiyoyo winks at you and says "No my psychologist says i need to speak things into existence" Zoey is a bit shocked and says "yazi ive never heard a black guy speak nge psychologist. Ni macho too much"
Spiyo responds "no i'mental and emotional health is important kwa madoda. Affirmations zam i do them every morning" T asks "zithini ezakho iaffirmations boi?" Spiyo answers "Im smart! im enough! Money loves me! Money is attracted to me! Money recognizes me!" 
"ATTENITON ALL PASSENGERS. THIS IS A BOARDING CALL FOR SA237 TO CAPE TOWN...." thats you guys. Spiyo calls over Pebbles. Please add the ladys bill to ours. T swipes, you swipe and Spiyoyo pays his portion in cash" T shakes his head
After a nice flight, you all arrive at WMMIA (Winnie Madikizela Mandela International Aiport) disembark and make your way out of terminals. Spiyo asks Zoey where shes going, she says shes getting picked up at arrivals. He accompanies her while you and T head to car hire
While waiting for her lift, Spiyo asks what kind of car shes waiting for, she doesnt know. He asks who is picking her up? She says "long story". He says "i hope ube safe. Let me take your number to check on you". She responds "If we were meant to meet again. We will"
