So Iet me just start by saying i did my varsity eMSU. I met this guy a few weeks before the next semester started. Lets call him S, he was in his last year and i was almost done with attachment. So if the relationship worked me and him would have been campus loverbirds😍
I insisted on us getting to know each other first cause i knew we had the whole semester ahead of us if not a lifetime. Ubhudi lo was romantic amadate hayebuzwa kuye, every Friday kwakulit.
Mind you this was before going back to school. We started planning vele ukuthi we would buy groceries sonke since we were going stay duze duze, i liked the idea. He then mentioned he was helping his cousin sister plan her wedding which was in two weeks,so he was suddenly busy.
But he created time on a random day and we went for lunch emnandi café,sadla sasutha lobhudi sehlukana. So right after i had to meet my friend, sithi sidlula ko chicken inn mbone uS phakathi, he's now eating futhi. Ngitexter ngithi kanti uloba, athi ngu cousin womtshado.
As if that's enough my friend engangihamba laye athi kimi, I know that guy. Ngihle ngivule indlebe, ethi its his brother's best friend. Before I could even tell him how we've been getting to know each other, he mentions that S is getting married in two weeks. WTF bazalwane
Kwababuhlungu, but for me it was how he kept creating stories and jokes about his cousin's wedding. Even telling me how his suit is going to be more nicer than the grooms suit. I then decided to play along, i needed a come back lami phela ngeke ngenzwe isthutha etown.
I left for gweru the week of the wedding,but we kept in touch shame it was game on. Day before he called told me the following day he won't be online because he will be too busy so he will talk to me on Sunday, i did not argue with this wizard, i kept my cool
I'm pretty sure kwatshadwa kwabakuhle, on Monday he called saying he's on his way to gweru. This was my time bazalwane but nganginyanyile ngoba wtf. He pulled up in new wheels, saying we should go get groceries before anything. Fam this man had removed his fckn ring 😭😭😭😭
When i got in the car, i lied about being sick he's like 'i hope awusoze ungithelele namhla ebusuku'. That's when i knew my plan. Keep in mind he had not seen where i stayed he just picked me for groceries.
When we got to the grocery shop, ngashopper zihlobo zami, I picked things that i wouldn't even use. I made sure that semester i was not going to lack a thing. He must have been shocked but he was in a good mood kambe u recently married.
Then i told him groceries should stay at my place since i will be doing the cooking. He agreed with pleasure and dropped me off,told me he would pick me ntambama. I then texted him how i knew everything about his wedding and switched off my phone
I must say he did try to look for me that night and the following days to no avail. After a couple of days i met him esgqoke his ring like a proper married guy. Moral of the story video call your boyfriends on Saturday and a little revenge is heals.
Selizatsho ke lina ukuthi was i wrong yini ukuyashopper ngemali yokukhunga 😂 and if it was you what would have been your reaction
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