Dear Julius Malema,
I really like your cute little red hat. Its called a beret. It’s French.

Your suit is Italian. Your car German. Your whiskey is Scottish and Irish. Your iPhone, the internet and your FB profile is American. Your expensive champagne is French. Your Breitling

watch is Swiss. Do you like Pizza and pasta? Italian. Enjoy beer? Belgian, Dutch and German. Ever seen a train before you stuffed SpoorNet? That's British. I hear you like firing AK47's in public? ... those are Russian made.

Please rid yourself of all these European and

Western items, which includes your wifes' straight hair. These things are an insult to your culture and history.

You belong in a real goat skin. You deserve nothing less than a truly authentic African mud hut and wooden spear to help you celebrate your culture and live as you

were before the Europeans came and spoilt you with advancement.

And your friends? ... The Chinese, say bye-bye to them too... for all our sakes.

Ooooo, and English. Our gift from the Queen, Julius. Yes, who knew? Yes, from
E N G L A N D.
Now you can unburden yourself and go

back to speaking Pedi.
And we don't have to listen to you slaughter a 1400 year old language, using only 2 of its 12 major verb tenses with your simple vocabulary that seems to be the only thing more limited than your political knowledge.

Unburden yourself from us Julius.