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MIKE FLYNN'S CASE BACK IN DC DISTRICT COURT; MOB-HUNTER SUPREME JUDGE GLEESON (AMICUS CURIAE) PIMPSLAMPS BARR AND FLYNN 
A thread.
A thread.
A summary of Gleeson's analysis of the "Maybe Felonies Should Be Legal?" argument. 
PRELIMINARY STATEMENT: WHAT IN THE MONKEY F**K IS THIS SHIT? 
Imma stop just for one single tweet in this thread
because already this is beyond my expectations for hilarious flamethrower
God I miss real professionals. This is such a joy.
because already this is beyond my expectations for hilarious flamethrower
God I miss real professionals. This is such a joy.
"This is the stupidest f**king shit I have - nay, perhaps any jurist has - ever seen. The deepest possible stupid. MAGMA-DEEP STUPID. And what it lacks in stupidity, it somehow is superseding in arrogant laziness. Also, f**k those guys."
THE INTRO IS THIS NASTY!
THE INTRO IS THIS NASTY!
ARGUMENT: "Um, Barr and Flynn seem to think because they say Judge Sullivan is done, it's done. That's not how it works. They are idiots. I can't even with these people."
"I don't know what the hell Barr could be thinking. This is desperate. These morons disagree with basically every precedent and appellate court going. Seriously, WTF."
PART II: "THEY SHOULD F**K OFF - Based on their lack of any argument, they should, in the interest of judicial economy and respect for the rule of law, f**k all the way, entirely off."
"Barr claims that Flynn lying to the FBI twice about treason is no big deal. As amicus curiae, I dissent - it's a big deal.
QED, you treasonweasels. I mean, it's treason. And you don't lie to the FBI. This ain't hard."
QED, you treasonweasels. I mean, it's treason. And you don't lie to the FBI. This ain't hard."
"In fact, while lying to the FBI is bad, lying ABOUT A TREASON INVESTIGATION - in which you are, for example, a traitor.- is really quite bad. So. Yeah."
"See, 'cause Flynn isn't the only one in trouble. He's ALSO covering for ADDITIONAL traitors which, obviously, we could have prosecuted quicker/better if he weren't lying. About treason. Which...he admitted. To two judges."
"Not only is Barr moronically wrong, he's also babbling nonsensical idiocy and making the court sift through it. These mouthbreathers fatigue me."
"Also: just because your son is a traitor doesn't mean you get a pass. In fact, um...well, this is too stupid to even contemplate."
"This whole thing is just running interference for other traitors who are straight up Russian agents. So. Everyone involved can get bent."
"Also, Flynn committed perjury. Throw the book at this mendacious clown."
"In summary, Your Honor, throw this asshat in prison and let's be done with it. Respectfully submitted."
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CODA: An actual expert. 
Bottom line: even a pardon won't save Flynn. Whoops! https://twitter.com/lauferlaw/status/1304458504888033281
Bottom line: even a pardon won't save Flynn. Whoops! https://twitter.com/lauferlaw/status/1304458504888033281
