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Disclaimer
โ™ก borrowing can be addicting
โ™ก i don't want to be a bad influence but i hope this helps if ur in a financial situation or u just are curious and want to eat the rich (as u should)
โ™กik people r gonna get mad, so if u don't agree now would be the time to click off :)
โ™ก if its a chain it's free reign
โ™ก DO NOT borrow from small businesses
โ™ก confidence is key
โ™ก pls be careful
โ™ก START SMALL
For beginners nerves
โ™ก its absolutely normal to be nervous
โ™ก maybe bring a friend u trust (no more than a group of 3)
โ™ก listening to music helps or gum
โ™ก be nice to employees
Not to talkative (smile at them)
โ™ก try not to overthink it,,,relax
What to wear
โ™ก big pants/small shirt combo is perfect
โ™ก leggings under baggy pants for a secure storage space
โ™ก take advantage of your sports bra and mask
โ™ก dress for the weather; wearing sweatpants/hoodies in summer puts a target on u
โ™ก bags make it easier to store stuff
my borrowing method
โ™ก find the object u want, then look for employees,-don't be to obvious- ook for cameras
You can pretend u r looking at the top shelf
Then grab ur phone (or something else), hide the object in ur hand with ur phone and put both back into ur bag/pocket
โ™ก heres a video to help u understand
โ™ก the tape=the object ur borrowing
โ™ก the deodorant lol=phone
Borrowing small things
โ™ก wear long sleeves & put a hairband on ur wrist (outside ur shirt) so when u put things up ur sleeve they wont fall out
โ™ก putting things is shoes is a good idea (boots) make sure u face away from the camera
Borrowing small things 2
โ™ก if wearing a skirt put a headband on ur thigh and tuck items in it
โ™ก you can always wear a tshirt and shorts/pants/jeans as long as ur shirt covers the waist and put things in the waistband
Borrowing small things 3
โ™ก small things are a lot easier to borrow so when starting out smaller items are the best things to borrow :)
โ™ก make sure if ur wearing a hoodie its not blazing hot (don't wanna be sus)
Barcodes (cuz people get worried)
โ™ก if they are physically printed on the box it won't set off an alarm
Some boxes have alarms in them so its best to take it out of the box if possible
Makeup
โ™ก if u can rip a tag off i would, but u don't have too
Barcodes 2
โ™ก sticker barcodes: take it off if possible
Most don't set off alarms but if u feel bumps under it, it will
This is what is under it...
If caught
โ™ก have a plan first
โ™ก if u put it in ur bag, say ur used to using a tote bag and u did it by habit (be chill)
โ™ก if u hide it on ur body, just say u don't know what theyโ€™re talking ab and say they don't have solid proof and leave (legally they cant chase u)
If caught 2
โ™ก if u have a facemask on, just run (only security guards can chase u)
โ™ก u can break down and say ur heart monitor has made the sensors go off all day
โ™ก or just break down period lol
Easiest Stores
โ™ก any gas station/ drug store
โ™ก walmart (be careful not to get caught)
โ™ก grocery stores
โ™ก claries
โ™ก HOBBY LOBBY [homophobic bitches >:(]
โ™ก hot topic
โ™ก h&m
โ™ก $ tree
โ™ก forever 21
โ™ก tj maxx
โ™ก DO NOT DO TARGET
Stores/brands that support Troompa Loompa
โ™ก cvs
โ™กmacys
โ™ก bed bath & beyond
โ™ก tj maxx
โ™ก taco bell
โ™ก marvel
โ™ก wendys
โ™ก home depot
โ™ก goya
Worst Stores to borrow from
โ™ก small businesses
โ™ก small or local thrift stores
โ™ก ones u frequent
โ™ก designer
โ™ก anything like iphones (trackers)
โ™ก TARGET: they will get evidence and possibly sue
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