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Hehehehe Kyle “The Villian” Lowry this is gonna be a great way to get ticked off for the game Tonight let’s see what my buddy Bill has to say
Worth noting that Raja Bell seems to hate Toronto so this should be full of salt.
Worth noting that Raja Bell seems to hate Toronto so this should be full of salt.
Simmons: “I hate Kyle Lowry. He is the best Celtics villain in a long, long time”
Raja: “yeah”
Raja: “yeah”
“Toronto is just doing stuff to Tatum... they’re diving at his feet and making him uncomfortable, getting really physical with him, and [Tatum] just doesn’t get the respect from the refs as a superstar would”
LMAO SIMMONS!! PRINCESS TATUM AVERAGING 18 FGA HAS 7 FOULS TOTAL GTFO
![“Toronto is just doing stuff to Tatum... they’re diving at his feet and making him uncomfortable, getting really physical with him, and [Tatum] just doesn’t get the respect from the refs as a superstar would”LMAO SIMMONS!! PRINCESS TATUM AVERAGING 18 FGA HAS 7 FOULS TOTAL GTFO](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EhotE_jWoAAVdKd.jpg "“Toronto is just doing stuff to Tatum... they’re diving at his feet and making him uncomfortable, getting really physical with him, and [Tatum] just doesn’t get the respect from the refs as a superstar would”LMAO SIMMONS!! PRINCESS TATUM AVERAGING 18 FGA HAS 7 FOULS TOTAL GTFO")
LMAO SIMMONS!! PRINCESS TATUM AVERAGING 18 FGA HAS 7 FOULS TOTAL GTFO
Lmao it keeps getting better.
Apparently Tatum is scared of Lowry and FVV bc he’s tall and so “he’s being guarded by such smaller guys. So it’s in his head, bc sometimes when he turns he has his elbows up, and FVV is just going to lean in and it’s like... FOUL”
Lmao Bill ok
Apparently Tatum is scared of Lowry and FVV bc he’s tall and so “he’s being guarded by such smaller guys. So it’s in his head, bc sometimes when he turns he has his elbows up, and FVV is just going to lean in and it’s like... FOUL”
Lmao Bill ok
“He’s just turning to create space for himself but he’s afraid that he’s going to commit an offensive foul”
I’m laughing so hard here. Tatum has, what, 3 offensive fouls this whole series?????? What the fuck is this man on?
I’m laughing so hard here. Tatum has, what, 3 offensive fouls this whole series?????? What the fuck is this man on?
Oh it’s getting good.
“I’ve come to hate Nick Nurse, you’re not going to be surprised to hear this. Truly detest him. He does shady shit, culminating in Tatum passing to him in the corner. I think everything that dude does is intentional.”
Hehehe
“I’ve come to hate Nick Nurse, you’re not going to be surprised to hear this. Truly detest him. He does shady shit, culminating in Tatum passing to him in the corner. I think everything that dude does is intentional.”
Hehehe
This is so so pathetic and whiny. BILL SIMMONS IS SUCH A WHINER 
“Now that we’ve discussed what a cheater nick Nurse is, let’s talk about how Boston is being beaten by all the stuff that isnt bball... is Toronto taking advantage of how nice and niave the Boston team is?”
“Now that we’ve discussed what a cheater nick Nurse is, let’s talk about how Boston is being beaten by all the stuff that isnt bball... is Toronto taking advantage of how nice and niave the Boston team is?”
“It feels like Toronto has outwitted the Celtics to me. The fact that it’s 3-3? Is ridiculous to me. And I blame the Cels more than I give credit to the raps for that.”
Clowntown.
What you’re saying Bill is that Toronto have the heart of a champion, and you underestimated it.
Clowntown.
What you’re saying Bill is that Toronto have the heart of a champion, and you underestimated it.
Raja has been level through this whole pod, not completely shooting down Bill but making it clear that the champs are the champs for a reason, and subtly stating that he thinks advantage is Raps in g7.
Bill “I know you’ve been texting Lowry just admit it, you’re Mr Miyagi”
Bill “I know you’ve been texting Lowry just admit it, you’re Mr Miyagi”
In summary: this was 40 mins of absolute nonsense and Bill drooling on himself at the prospect of being so close to the finals but so far away.
He has 0 value as an analyst or sports journalist and is the epitome of Boston sports fan, and for that reason Lowry must crush him.
He has 0 value as an analyst or sports journalist and is the epitome of Boston sports fan, and for that reason Lowry must crush him.
And I want to be clear- most of this is WORD FOR WORD from the podcast; there is a little bit of paraphrasing but it’s mostly to keep context in my 120 character limits.
You don’t need to make shit up when it comes to Bill Simmons.
I rate this podcast: 8 Lowry Birds (hehe)
You don’t need to make shit up when it comes to Bill Simmons.
I rate this podcast: 8 Lowry Birds (hehe)
(Get it?? 8 Lowry Birds? Cause Larry Bird is Simmons’ fave basketball player of all time qwhite literally and bc Lowry is flipping the bird?????)
