Not me casually tweeting whilst I get my koek waxed
SHE IS NOT PULLING IN ONE FULL PULL SHES DOING LOTS OF LITTLE PULLS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
I think she likes reveling in my pain
Every time she fans to cool the wax she taps my clit. Is this foreplay?
She’s making me lie on my side to wax my bum. I’ve never had it this way before. She’s somehow making the bum wax sore which is normally therapeutic for me.
Normally I lie on my tummy and it’s like 2 pulls and we’re done. I think we’re on to about our 10th pull now. I’m straight up not having a good time.
She didn’t look at me when I said goodbye. I think she saw the tweets when I was on my side. Not my fault... shouldn’t have put me on my side.
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