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LGBT+ can be explained with pizza and burgers.
And this thread will show how all of LGBT+ (starting with straight, just as an example of how this analogy works) can be explained with pizza and burgers!
And this thread will show how all of LGBT+ (starting with straight, just as an example of how this analogy works) can be explained with pizza and burgers!
First, straight.
Heteros just love pizza, they cannot get enough of it, but they’d rather put anchovies on their pizza than eat a burger!
Heteros just love pizza, they cannot get enough of it, but they’d rather put anchovies on their pizza than eat a burger!
Second, gay.
Homos absolutely love burgers, they can’t have enough of it, but they’d rather have a dry burger than to eat a pizza!
Homos absolutely love burgers, they can’t have enough of it, but they’d rather have a dry burger than to eat a pizza!
Third, bi.
Bi’s love both pizza and burgers! And even if they prefer pizza or burgers, they still love both!
Bi’s love both pizza and burgers! And even if they prefer pizza or burgers, they still love both!
Forth, pan.
FOOD. IS. FOOD.
FOOD. IS. FOOD.
Fifth, trans example one.
Y’know, that burger absolutely just wants to be a pizza, it doesn’t feel like a burger, so it has to remove some of it’s parts just to have the bun, sauce, and cheese. Sure it may not be 100% the same thing, but by definition it’s a pizza, so respect it
Y’know, that burger absolutely just wants to be a pizza, it doesn’t feel like a burger, so it has to remove some of it’s parts just to have the bun, sauce, and cheese. Sure it may not be 100% the same thing, but by definition it’s a pizza, so respect it
Sixth, trans example two.
Some pizzas just wanna be a burger, they don’t feel like pizza, so they add a burger patty and a bun. And sure, it may have a few out-of-place shapes, but it tastes like a burger, and it has a patty, cheese, sauce, and buns, so it’s a burger. Respect it
Some pizzas just wanna be a burger, they don’t feel like pizza, so they add a burger patty and a bun. And sure, it may have a few out-of-place shapes, but it tastes like a burger, and it has a patty, cheese, sauce, and buns, so it’s a burger. Respect it
Seventh, demi.
Demisexuals don’t like pizza or burgers immediately, but after eating them for a few times, they eventually start loving the pizza or burger!
Demisexuals don’t like pizza or burgers immediately, but after eating them for a few times, they eventually start loving the pizza or burger!
And finally, eighth, asexuals.
They don’t like pizza or burgers, because they’re vegan.
They don’t like pizza or burgers, because they’re vegan.
I definitely overthought this, and wasted time making a thread comparing sexualities to food.
Worth it.
Worth it.
