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The moment that literally fucking nobody asked for (I felt unwanted you heartless bastards!) is here.
It’s the big sweary socialist team reveal.
By the time you’ve read this all the players will have 100% ownership so cum on in and cream your pants at £100m of #FPL awesomeness
It’s the big sweary socialist team reveal.
By the time you’ve read this all the players will have 100% ownership so cum on in and cream your pants at £100m of #FPL awesomeness
GK – Ramsdale (SHU) £5m
Career on the up since his very 1st league match...when he scored a fucking own goal!
He’s got more saves in him than Jesus (the biblical one, not the shit striker). 128 of them last season
No way the ball’s getting past those massive fucking hands
Career on the up since his very 1st league match...when he scored a fucking own goal!
He’s got more saves in him than Jesus (the biblical one, not the shit striker). 128 of them last season
No way the ball’s getting past those massive fucking hands
DEF – Robbo (LIV) £7m
Face it, you only have TAA because you’re a fucking coward.
Robbo has shown he can do it on a wet Tuesday night in Elgin – which makes him fucking nails!
More assists than anyone else after the restart means he can get the fuck into my team right now!
Face it, you only have TAA because you’re a fucking coward.
Robbo has shown he can do it on a wet Tuesday night in Elgin – which makes him fucking nails!
More assists than anyone else after the restart means he can get the fuck into my team right now!
DEF – Doherty (TOT) £6m
If Serge Aurier can get seven assists from right back under José then just think what an actual fucking footballer can get!
Plus he was born in a place named SWORDS, which is all anyone needs to fucking know!
If Serge Aurier can get seven assists from right back under José then just think what an actual fucking footballer can get!
Plus he was born in a place named SWORDS, which is all anyone needs to fucking know!
DEF – James (CHE) £5m
He’s not even 21 and has already won a World Cup (U17), European Championship (U19), 2x FA (Youth) Cup and 2 x Premier League (U18) titles.
That’s more silverware than a fucking cutlery warehouse!
He’s not even 21 and has already won a World Cup (U17), European Championship (U19), 2x FA (Youth) Cup and 2 x Premier League (U18) titles.
That’s more silverware than a fucking cutlery warehouse!
MID – Auba (ARS) £12m
Eligible to play for Spain or France but told them both to fuck off and went off to play for Gabon instead.
Speaks 5 languages so can sledge the fuck out of opponents of all nationalities.
Scores for fun and starts against Fulham:
Eligible to play for Spain or France but told them both to fuck off and went off to play for Gabon instead.
Speaks 5 languages so can sledge the fuck out of opponents of all nationalities.
Scores for fun and starts against Fulham:
MID – Alli (TOT) £8m
No I haven’t watched the fucking documentary before you ask!
Capable of scoring/assisting for fun when he’s not injured or playing like a prick.
Good price point if I need to get rid, which is very fucking likely to come quickly.
No I haven’t watched the fucking documentary before you ask!
Capable of scoring/assisting for fun when he’s not injured or playing like a prick.
Good price point if I need to get rid, which is very fucking likely to come quickly.
MID – Salah (LIV) £12m
Because even I'm not fucking stupid enough not to have him.
Because even I'm not fucking stupid enough not to have him.
MID – Saka (ARS) £5.5m
Remember the hard as nails Highlander Stuart Armstrong I briefly mentioned?
He’s only gone and got himself fucking INJURED the soppy great twat.
Saka is only 18 and got a goal and 6 assists last season – that’ll do nicely!
Remember the hard as nails Highlander Stuart Armstrong I briefly mentioned?
He’s only gone and got himself fucking INJURED the soppy great twat.
Saka is only 18 and got a goal and 6 assists last season – that’ll do nicely!
FWD – Werner (CHE) £9.5m
Chelsea have spent more than a small country’s GDP on their attack this season.
You’d be a fucking fool not to have at least one of them.
Chelsea have spent more than a small country’s GDP on their attack this season.
You’d be a fucking fool not to have at least one of them.
FWD – Adams (SOU) £6m
I’m a Socialist. Of course I’m fucking going to have a player who’s called Che!
Plus when @HinduMonkey says “Choo-Choo” then it’s time to jump the fuck aboard that train. https://twitter.com/HinduMonkey/status/1301824202731925505
I’m a Socialist. Of course I’m fucking going to have a player who’s called Che!
Plus when @HinduMonkey says “Choo-Choo” then it’s time to jump the fuck aboard that train. https://twitter.com/HinduMonkey/status/1301824202731925505
FWD – Wilson (NEW) £6.5m
Fool me once, shame on you; fool me four fucking seasons in a row……..
He either will or he won’t but fuck it, the game is meant to be fun so what better a banter pick is there?
Fool me once, shame on you; fool me four fucking seasons in a row……..
He either will or he won’t but fuck it, the game is meant to be fun so what better a banter pick is there?
BENCH – who fucking cares!
Have a look below if you want.
Doesn’t matter, because I’ll probably fucking change it, as now I’ve done a thread on all the players it does sound a bit shit really!
Have a fun season!
Have a look below if you want.
Doesn’t matter, because I’ll probably fucking change it, as now I’ve done a thread on all the players it does sound a bit shit really!
Have a fun season!
