Sally: Bernie Bros aren't persuadable voters

Bro: We would vote for Biden except for these 25 ridiculous, petty things we don't like

Sally: Those things aren't changing

Bro: So we're gonna stay home

Sally: Cool. We'll look elsewhere for votes

Bro: SALLY IS BEING DIVISIVE

Bros: We're too progressive to vote for Biden.

Sally: I get it. Bernie must be avenged.

Bros: IT'S NOT ABOUT BERNIE NOT ME US WE ARE SO TOTALLY NOT A CULT IT'S ABOUT ISSUES

Sally: Bernie Sanders rolled back decades of progress on those issues

Bros: STOP SMEARING BERNIE!!!1!

Bros: The things you say are very condescending to Bernie supporters.

Sally: Then you understand me perfectly.

Sally: Your issues with Biden are petty.

Bros: Is free healthcare petty? Is free college petty? PAY ME NOT TO WORK AND PAY MY BILLS!!

Sally: Trump won't do those things. You know this.

Bros:

Sally: Bernie will never be President

Bros: BERNIE IS WORTH TEN OF ANY NEOLIB!!1!