The dastardly plot to get me into toku continues with Ultraman Geed!

(just kidding I was like 80% converted after watching the SM live action)

I want to thank wcwit​ for sponsoring this episode by donating to charity! I really appreciate it!

If you want to watch along, the whole series is available on Crunchyroll.

Oh is THAT why 2020 is like this?

ugh “ultra capsules” just call them what they are: daily multivitamin

love that all the Ultramans are watching their planet blow up like they’re gathered in a waiting area watching a 10-minute pre-ride film universal studios

extremely aggressive arthritis medication commercial

Oh great looks like the squad's all here– wait back up who the FUCK are you

I don’t want to alarm you but I suspect one of your friends might have been secretly replaced by an alien

I just..... literally don't know enough about Biblical Hebrew to watch anime

(frantically typing into Yahoo Answers) The alien that lives in my floorboards is absolutely destroying my independent convenience store business model by melting all the single serving ice creams. WDID?

OH MY GOD THEY WERE ROOMMATES

Well *I* just think it’s strange that you bought a dozen red roses to “elevate the atmosphere” of our shared living space but you neglected to also buy a vase!!

people like to blame large corporations but actually the biggest threat to small businesses in this country is kaiju

"Anatevka" from Fiddler on the Roof plays

Broke: Leaving your orphan baby on the stoop of an abbey to be raised by monks

Woke: Leaving your orphan baby on the stoop of an observatory to be raised by... I guess a bunch of astronomers and career academics?

you thought you could just poke the Government Issue Surveillance Sphere and it WOULDNT take a sample of your blood? idiot

THE PATH YOU MUST TAKE HAS BEEN PREPARED FOR YOU

government orb is like “I shall now deliver you to the top secret maximum security underground bunker underneath the science museum” and me and my alien roommate are like ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ ok

Pega: Gee! We both assumed that *I* was the alien, but it was actually YOU all along! Just goes to show, you can’t judge a book by its cover!

Riku: No, you’re still an alien. We’re just both aliens.

Pega: I think we’ve ALL learned a valuable lesson about friendship today!

Riku who gets his battle strategy from 1960s Roadrunner cartoons: ok we can defeat this monster but we are gonna need a LOT of ACME products and comedic timing

Me 6 minutes before I have to leave the house

LMAO I THOUGHT THIS DUDE WAS GOING TO BE POWER RANGERS SIZED NOBODY TOLD ME THAT ULTRAMAN WAS A BIG BOY

Read my op-ed "So Turns Out Hiring a Giant Man To Fight the Giant Lizard Causes A Lot More Infrastructural Damage Than It Prevents, and Nobody Could Have Predicted This"

I love that the entire city just.......... stopped evacuating out of respect for Ultraman

WHY! DID YOU NOT! REVEAL THE ARBITRARY LIMITS OF MY TRANSFORMATION! BEFORE! I! TRANSFORMED!?!?!?

science is going to regret the day when they figured out how to program passive-aggression in AI

Mom said it's my turn with the Xbox

I gotta ask: how did Belial, destroyer of worlds and giant among men, leave that baby on the planetarium steps without anyone noticing

Show: Let’s recap the cool costumes and creatures we saw today!

Me, nodding sagely: ah yes, we’re doing a Kero-Chan Check

OK but how did the ice cream get melted if the freezer wasn't broken