MADELINE this is all really beautiful and also weddings are SUPER EXPENSIVE and because I am getting married next month I am going to do a counterpoint-by-point of this thread because my PURSE HURTS https://twitter.com/oldenoughtosay/status/1304076665417539585
We are having... one event! Sort of! There will not be anyone there except for the people who are participating
https://twitter.com/oldenoughtosay/status/1304076669251137537?s=21 https://twitter.com/oldenoughtosay/status/1304076669251137537
In case you have not seen the FULLY 700 times I have retweeted this myself, here are the details!
https://twitter.com/swilua/status/1303847454211813376?s=21 https://twitter.com/swilua/status/1303847454211813376
I wanted live music and Heather wanted to have a suit. We had to have the suit custom made because... okay because of boobs. The music will be done by guitarist we met in Annapolis on my birthday BP (Before Plague)
https://twitter.com/oldenoughtosay/status/1304076670954074115?s=21 https://twitter.com/oldenoughtosay/status/1304076670954074115
I don’t want to give numbers but oof. This alone is $$$$
Ok let’s break these down
https://twitter.com/oldenoughtosay/status/1304077252263583744?s=21 https://twitter.com/oldenoughtosay/status/1304077252263583744
Rings! We got ours from the Maryland Renaissance Faire. They cost $100 each. We love them.
https://twitter.com/swilua/status/1066462500777062400?s=21 https://twitter.com/swilua/status/1066462500777062400
Venue!
We are getting married in our front yard! That part is free. All the yard work on the other hand
I paid $110 for my dress (not white) and $50 for the coat I’m going to wear. No pix for those because I guess it’s a surprise? Idk.
Food is being made by a friend as a gift! This is only possible because there will be a grand total of like 10 people at the wedding. (Me, Heather, the kids, the camera people, the officiant, the musician, the food/flower people)
What we are doing for the cake only with cupcakes
Flowers are going to be like $2K

oof
Haven’t bought the booze yet, but prob only like $200? There are only 10 of us.
Pictures! They are another couple thousand.
Live stream mic and video!

Prob like $500? Idk we need to buy those and we don’t know what we are doing there is a HIGH PROBABILITY OF DISASTER AND CHAOS
It rains so often in Maryland we have to have a rain plan. One of the plans include the last minute purchase/rental of a tent. Idk how much that runs but we are thinking probably we need to save at least $1000?
We are literally moving our dining room table onto the front lawn for the dinner part. Also we’re using the couch instead of, like, renting chairs. Basically you will all get to see my ikea furniture on the front yard but THAT IS FREE SO
We bought Christmas lights on clearance for the trees last year. (Like $200)

And my kids need clothes! My son is 6’4” so we had to go to a Big and Tall place. (Like $200)
Anyway my point is that it is EXTREMELY HARD to do this much cheaper but it will still be like $10K because weddings are CRAZY.
Our friends just went to the courthouse and it was so intimate and sweet... and CHEAP. It’s a good way to go and if Heather and I have to get married more than one time next time will be in the courthouse for sure.
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