Hi. I’ve been inside long enough that I thought I could hang a shelf...
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I put this shelf together and I felt strong and good
There was a spider in the box. I set him free outside... because I guess that’s who I am now with small bugs. The big ones must die
I took my shelf to my room were I realized I didnt know what to use to hang a shelf
I found thumb tacks and thought “mmmm yes perfect”
I hammered the thumbtacks into my wall. Hung my shelf. And stepped back to admire my work
It immediately fell down and is now leaning against my wall. This shelf is now an enemy... also can we figure out how to beat covid cause this shit is fucking wild as fuck
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