Good morning, I have had no political success over the last 10 years but you should take my opinions seriously for some reason
Good morning, I have a long history of embarrassing myself, saying stupid things and I turned up to the vote leave campaign with Swastikas

British nationalism is glad to have me
Good morning, thanks for giving us all your money to setup the defend Evropa Navy to stop refugees in the Mediterranean - sorry it didn't work out

Sadly you cant have a refund as we spent the money on the wedding
Good morning, I'm a notorious slag, my ex is brown and my most significant contribution to nationalism is a documentary with a pro brown conclusion
Good morning, I accidentally said I was Jewish three times and married a Jewish women in a Jewish ceremony (accidentally)

Luckily my fans don't see this as an issue
Good morning, I oversaw the collapse of the BNP but I now strategically spend my time making pies, drinking beer and claiming it's all over on twitter
Good morning, I took working class money to make a rape gang documentary but spent it on cocaine and an anti semitism documentary instead
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