Blessed friend,

I hope my email finds you in good spirits. I have inherited control of a government that commands significant tax revenue. In this government I have been able to install favourable conditions amongst the machinations of procurement.
It is because of this that I write to you today. While this government raises many billions of POUNDS STERLING annually, I cannot simply walk off with it.

However, I have devised a plan. I have instigated “operation moonshot”, an alleged programme of public works.
These works will require many “contractors” to implement. Each contractor will be paid ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHT MILLIONS in POUNDS STERLING.

This is why I wrote to you. I propose you set up a company to be one of these “contractors”.
In exchange I will arrange for the ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHT MILLIONS to be paid in 12 monthly instalments of NINE MILLION STERLING.

Each month you will send me FIVE MILLIONS STERLING and retain FOUR MILLIONS as payment for your services.
I trust this arrangement is agreeable. Please respond with bank details and the name of your newly created company.

Yours in faith and kleptocracy,
D
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