WOLVES TWITTER; a thread (Remastered 2009)

Superfans
⁃Free Holidays from creepy mates
⁃Bournemouth away, don’t even need the points
⁃Home and away since 1877
⁃One of many denominations to despise the yoof
⁃Craft beers on the train >>>>
⁃idk something about Chorley

Dark Fruits
⁃Used to just be the kids that didn’t like the superfans, now it’s split into the NDL and the not NDL
⁃Blocked by Kate Wright
⁃Religiously made memes of @ottomend_i at chelsea away
⁃Will show *that* jota goal at any given opportunity *cough* @camjsmithh

NDL
⁃Most people think the NDL is a group chat full of virgins plus Nathan Judah and Josh Power when in reality it’s a group chat full of virgins plus Nathan Judah and Josh Power
⁃Used to be a Pedro Neto fan club but then everyone turned on mute notifications

Not the NDL
⁃probably don’t like the NDL and fair enough
⁃The other side of the dark fruits twitter split
⁃nothing else to mention tbh apologies

The Da’s
⁃Love a cheeky comment on a 17 year old girls profile pic despite being between the ages of 40-60
⁃Hi x
⁃Pretty young wolfette
⁃Stunning
⁃What a beautiful young lady! x
⁃Pretty x
⁃you get the idea at this point

FT
⁃if you think the NDL are virgins wait until DartingDiogo, RaulEra and MoutinhoSZN start on you
⁃GainSZN
⁃Haha dub Fb?
⁃Act about 12 but most likely 23

Facebook Wolves
⁃the many many weird aunts and uncles of @wwfcfrevans
⁃In Nuno we trust
⁃Go and support them lot down the road
⁃*linked with mbappe* no thanks, unproven
⁃Ruddy > Rui
⁃Think wolves have died as a football club because Portugal (idk don’t ask me)

Facebook Wolves (part 2)
⁃I won’t believe it until I see him wearing the shirt
⁃Favourite player most likely Coady or Ruddy
⁃I think we’re missing a trick with Nuno calling us a pack, so why don’t we start howl-

General wolves twitter buzzwords and phrases
⁃happy clapper
⁃pantwetter
⁃chorley
⁃league one
⁃The 80s
⁃The 50s
⁃The shit down the road
⁃give your head a wobble
⁃samosa
⁃Alexa play that tune
⁃salad cream on curry

Honourable Mentions:
⁃ @wolves_1990
⁃Could probably post his toenail and it’d get 10k likes
⁃The biggest mystery on planet earth is which one is he on his profile pic
⁃ @bibb_wwfc
⁃Michael Bibb
⁃Insert text here

Honourable Mentions II
⁃Albion Shaun
⁃If you haven’t been blocked by him yet you’re doing it wrong
⁃I reckon he might be a conservative but I ay too sure
⁃he’s about 5 foot 3, meaning that isn’t actually his hot tub, it’s his kitchen sink
⁃Foreign beer > foreigners

Honourable Mentions III
⁃Hospital Tom
⁃No I’m in my wheelchair lol
⁃5 different accounts with different names
⁃Graham large
⁃Every new wolves twitter account is him apparently
⁃I really don’t know the concept of graham large
⁃Fictional character *i think*

I wanted to improve my old thread and I was bored. Cheers all x