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We hate it when most city folks move out here. It has nothing to do with politics, either. These are just the things I've dealt with myself:
-They complain about "loud tractors in the field at 3a.m."
- They complain about farm smells. One time..
-They complain about "loud tractors in the field at 3a.m."
- They complain about farm smells. One time..
.. a lady from Cincinnati walked right up to the barn and accused us of spreading manure just to annoy her.
- They clog up the roads by getting stuck in an inch of snow or mud puddles on a back road.
- They smell funny.
- They trim our trees without asking.
- They clog up the roads by getting stuck in an inch of snow or mud puddles on a back road.
- They smell funny.
- They trim our trees without asking.
- They think we're dumb but they can't tell the difference between a possum and an opossum.
- They think AWD is as good as 4wd.
- They complain about having to drive 10 minutes to find a store.
- They always run out of gas.
- They have an obsessive need to pave everything.
- They think AWD is as good as 4wd.
- They complain about having to drive 10 minutes to find a store.
- They always run out of gas.
- They have an obsessive need to pave everything.
- They're scared of the dark.
- They're scared of farm animals.
- They're scared of forests.
- Their dogs are squirrel sized.
- They expect us to change their tires for them and of course we do because our momma's taught us right.
- They dress weird and think it matters.
- They're scared of farm animals.
- They're scared of forests.
- Their dogs are squirrel sized.
- They expect us to change their tires for them and of course we do because our momma's taught us right.
- They dress weird and think it matters.
- They look down on Chevys until the need a tow because their Acura got stuck in their driveway.
- They have a strange ingrained hatred for Jeeps.
- They call the cops if you start your truck at 10:01 p.m. on a Sunday night.
- They think we don't know who called the cops.
- They have a strange ingrained hatred for Jeeps.
- They call the cops if you start your truck at 10:01 p.m. on a Sunday night.
- They think we don't know who called the cops.
- They feed stray cats not caring that they're helping to eradicate the local small game populations and spread diseases.
- They purposely and illegally disrupt your hunts to "Save da animals".
- They eat tofu and soy burgars on purpose and think you should too.
- They purposely and illegally disrupt your hunts to "Save da animals".
- They eat tofu and soy burgars on purpose and think you should too.
Don't get me wrong, there are plenty of you city dwellers that fit in just fine around here and we're happy to have you. It's the ones that come here and expect the community to change to fit them that I loathe and there are A LOT of those people in cities.
Why is it that so many city folks think everyone wants to live like they do? I rarely see that with people around here.
