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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Scott Morrison: "I don't accept the premise of the question"
Scott Morrison: "I don't accept the premise of the question"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Josh Frydenberg: "The chicken didn't cross the road by itself, it reached its destination on the back of this government's poultry road-crossing policies"
Josh Frydenberg: "The chicken didn't cross the road by itself, it reached its destination on the back of this government's poultry road-crossing policies"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Angus Taylor: "I don't know the chicken, I've never met the chicken...I've never even seen the chicken. And if I have, I don't remember"
Angus Taylor: "I don't know the chicken, I've never met the chicken...I've never even seen the chicken. And if I have, I don't remember"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Mathias Cormann: "I'm not a commentator. I'll leave the commentary on the chicken's motives for others to commentate on"
Mathias Cormann: "I'm not a commentator. I'll leave the commentary on the chicken's motives for others to commentate on"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Stuart Robert: "I have no stake in the chicken - it's my parent's chicken, so you'd have to ask them. But please don't"
Stuart Robert: "I have no stake in the chicken - it's my parent's chicken, so you'd have to ask them. But please don't"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Bridget McKenzie: "Firstly, I have a couple of my own questions. Has the chicken crossed into a marginal electorate? And does it play sport?"
Bridget McKenzie: "Firstly, I have a couple of my own questions. Has the chicken crossed into a marginal electorate? And does it play sport?"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Peter Dutton: "I don't care, kill it".
Peter Dutton: "I don't care, kill it".
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Matt Canavan: "I think the real story here is that that road wouldn't exist if it wasn't for coal"
Matt Canavan: "I think the real story here is that that road wouldn't exist if it wasn't for coal"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Craig Kelly: "I can tell you the real reason that chicken crossed the road - and it's something the people in power don't want you to know"
Craig Kelly: "I can tell you the real reason that chicken crossed the road - and it's something the people in power don't want you to know"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Tony Abbott: "Look, whilst I commend the chicken on its achievement, I can't help but feel a rooster would have been a more appropriate choice for the task"
Tony Abbott: "Look, whilst I commend the chicken on its achievement, I can't help but feel a rooster would have been a more appropriate choice for the task"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Barnaby Joyce: "CHICKENS! PIGS! SHEEP! COWS! THERE ARE ANIMALS OUT HERE IN THE BUSH CROSSING ROADS THAT PEOPLE IN CANBERRA WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT!"
Barnaby Joyce: "CHICKENS! PIGS! SHEEP! COWS! THERE ARE ANIMALS OUT HERE IN THE BUSH CROSSING ROADS THAT PEOPLE IN CANBERRA WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Richard Colbeck: "What's a chicken?"
Richard Colbeck: "What's a chicken?"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
John Barilaro: "I wish it was a koala. And I was speeding"
John Barilaro: "I wish it was a koala. And I was speeding"
