The CIA, the FBI and the US embassy in Argentina gave me this extremely important information.
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FIRST, FABIOLA CALLED ME ON THE PHONE, TOLD ME THAT ALBERTO IS IN AN ABSOLUTE STATE OF SCHIZOPHRENIA AND MADNESS UNDER ALCOHOL AND A LOT OF COCAINE, AFTER RAPING DYLAN FOR THE FIFTH TIME IN A ROW DECIDED TO CALL UMBRELLA LARRETA AND THE SOVIET HOBBIT KICHICHOT AND SERGIO BERNI.
SUPER BERNI PUT ON FOUR LEGS AND UMBRELLA LARRETA WITH A YELLOW UMBRELLA BURIED IN THE ASS, PROCEEDED TO SNIFFED MILK POWDER DIRECTLY FROM BERNI'S ANUS, THEN SERGIO MASSA ARRIVED AND TOOK A CANNON OF MEAT DIRECTLY IN THE ASS.
KICILLOF PROCEDED TO BRUTALLY SUCK ALBERTO'S COCK AFTER HAVING INJECTED A LITER OF MANAOS OF GRAPE DIRECTLY INTO THE EGGS, VIDAL FILMED THE EVENT WHILE BERNI SHOT A BULLET IN THE PENIS OF LARRETA AS I LEFT HIM POWERLESS FOR LIFE.
ALBERTO, AFTER EJACULAR POWDERED MILK, DECIDED TO STRONG HIT FABIOLA PURE AND EXCLUSIVELY FOR PLEASURE AND FORCED ESTANISLAO TO RECEIVE HIS MILK AND WAS CONSECUTIVELY VIOLATED BY BERNI AND KICILLOF.
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